...Ali's dad:... "you do realise Ali that if you end up with either of these guys then your TV 'Reality' love show career is at an end don't you?... no more 'Bach' shows ever again... you do realise that don't you?...
...Ali:... "oh shit!... I didn't realise that dad!... what am I to do?"...
...Ali's dad:... "well... you could always do a 'Honey Badger' and not pick either of them to leave you free to keep up your 'Bach' career... think about it Ali!"...
...Ali:... "yup!... great idea dad!"...
...Ali's dad:... "and... when you dump them don't forget to do a massive sob scene just to bump up the ratings okay Ali?"...
...Ali:... "ooooh yes!... I better do that for sure... thanks dad!"...
...yes... I'm a cynical little git... lol!... cheers.