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The Bachelorette Australia 2018

...Ali's dad:... "you do realise Ali that if you end up with either of these guys then your TV 'Reality' love show career is at an end don't you?... no more 'Bach' shows ever again... you do realise that don't you?...

...Ali:... "oh shit!... I didn't realise that dad!... what am I to do?"...

...Ali's dad:... "well... you could always do a 'Honey Badger' and not pick either of them to leave you free to keep up your 'Bach' career... think about it Ali!"...

...Ali:... "yup!... great idea dad!"...

...Ali's dad:... "and... when you dump them don't forget to do a massive sob scene just to bump up the ratings okay Ali?"...

...Ali:... "ooooh yes!... I better do that for sure... thanks dad!"...

...yes... I'm a cynical little git... lol!... cheers.
 
I will guess Taite's 2 secrets for tonight:

1. He doesn't love Ali.
2. He won't move to Adelaide for her.

1. He's really a woman...
2. He's not a lesbian...

...that would really fug her over wouldn't it?... knowing Ali's past history on these shows that's about the only thing that hasn't happened to her so far methinks!... lol!... cheers.
 
...I really do think that Todd believe's that he is 'in love' with Ali and will genuinely be gutted if she doesn't pick him... he seems like the only guy on this show that cares more for Ali's feelings than his own... he has no hidden agenda as far as I'm concerned... cheers.
 
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