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The Bachelorette 2017

It has gone by quickly, and we've seen mostly guys acting like dickheads, and very little genuine connection. Hopefully that's because Sophie knew it was James or Apollo from the start. If she picks Jarrod or Stu or Blake she has no one to blame but herself.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...I bet that the 'massive bombshell' is from Blake and that he confesses to Sophie that he still lives at home because he's a mummy's boy and can't afford to get a place of his own lol!... cheers.
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Blake : "And Sophie, I've fallen in love... but it's not with you..."
Sophie (relieved) ' "Oh?"
Blake : "Yeah man, there's only one person who could love themselves as much as I do, and his name is Sam."
Sophie " "You're perfect for each other!"
 
...I've only just taken the time to read Blake's review on Tenplay's Bachelorette website... get a load of what he says about himself that I've highlighted below in blue...
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Blake
Age: 29
Occupation: Investor/Entrepreneur
State: WA


Ego-driven rule breaker Blake does not give second chances. He is passionate about creating a legacy and wants to be an inspiration to the people around him. Blake is looking for an entrepreneur with nice eyes who can hold her ground. He believes if you adapt quickly, life will never be a headache.

Describe yourself in five words.
“Fun, driven, handsome, classic and carefree.”

What is the biggest obstacle you have had to overcome?
“Obstacles happen every day, deal with it.”

What is the worst date you have been on?
“I went on a terrible date where the girl could not string a sentence together at all. It was like taking blood from a rock.”

Describe your dream date.
“A helicopter ride to the top of a snowy mountain with a fire and a bottle of wine.”

What would cause you to clash with the other men in the house?
“I won’t have a problem with the guys unless they are dickheads.”

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...um... so let us analyse what he said eh?... where it says... "Blake is looking for an entrepreneur..."... it should actually read...

..."Blake is looking for an entrepreneur that has 'showbiz' connections that can further his 'career' in the future"... added onto it because he's not 'looking for love'... he's looking for a free ticket to make him 'famous'... he's got exactly the same reasons going for him on this show as did Sam... they are both trying to springboard their 'careers in showbiz' off of Sophie'sback... that's why him and Sam were 'blood brothers'... they are exactly the same kind of people...

...haha!... and... 'Describe yourself in five words'... he actually called HIMSELF 'handsome'!... oh yeah Blake... in what way possible would you describe yourself as being even remotely "HANDSOME" mate?... you look like a cross between Freddie Mercury and Borat and you call YOURSELF 'handsome'?... you vain conceited fleabag you!...

...what a loser!... stay away from him Sophie... it's either James or Apollo or the front door girl!... Stu if you're totally desperate but NOT Blake or Jarrod sweet lady!... 'handsome' my arse he is!... cheers.
 
Meglos said:
Blake : "And Sophie, I've fallen in love... but it's not with you..."
Sophie (relieved) ' "Oh?"
Blake : "Yeah man, there's only one person who could love themselves as much as I do, and his name is Sam."
Sophie " "You're perfect for each other!"
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...bwahahaha!... that's as funny as Meglos!... but it could so easily be true too lol!... cheers.
 
Other Bombshell ideas....
Jarrod likes cooking rabbits?
Apollo's mum is the same age as Sophie?
Every girl James knows is secretly in love with him but he has never realised what a catch he is?
Probably that stus family is wealthy which is not a bombshell at all but we will make it sound like it is!
Or maybe it is a true bombshell like James is really a deadbeat dad with kids he doesn't pay child support to.
 
The possible "bombshells":
1) That Blake is actually in love with Sam.
2) That Jarrod pissed on his own potplant for attention
3) That James is an asshole in disguise
4) That Apollo isn't doing this to become famous and/or the next Bach
5) That Stu isn't boring af
6) That Sophie doesn't really want to choose any of them
 
...with Sophie's down-to-earth personality I would watch any show that she was on... she's well and truly won me over as a fan from being on this show... I think that she would do well in a talk back show on morning TV for example... in fact... she's be great on any show that she was on methinks!... such is the loveliness of the woman... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...with Sophie's down-to-earth personality I would watch any show that she was on... she's well and truly won me over as a fan from being on this show... I think that she would do well in a talk back show on morning TV for example... in fact... she's be great on any show that she was on methinks!... such is the loveliness of the woman... cheers.
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She has won two more fans in this house too! :)
 
Oh - you know what, she will probably pop up with some role of bachelor in paradise....

She has won me back.
I used to love her, found her not so nice on Celeb Apprentice, back to liking her.....she is just perfect for RTV.
And give her a shot on some panels, HYBPA, Project etc
 
I liked her on Celebrity Apprentice too, I just think she didn't cope well with Tim's mindgames.

I've always liked her -Bardot were decent and she was the second most talented and the most charismastic/prettiest.
 
Blake/Jarrod = couple, they are there to hate each other and both are irrelevant tossers

There is a final 3, James, Apollo, Stu........my bets, Apollo comes 2nd because he is not invested & will cruise , James 3rd because he is too sweet to torture, Stu "wins"
 
FatPants said:
How the hell did Blake and Jarrod and Stu make it to top 5?
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Fixed it for you. :p

Is James really short, or are the others just really tall? **shrugs**

The MAJOR problem with Stu is that as a viewing public we have no idea who he is, what he's about, except all his baggage and moneybags. It's impossible to be even remotely invested in him as a choice.

Anyway, in other news, there is NOTHING on TV tonight.
 
davidftw said:
Fixed it for you. :p

Is James really short, or are the others just really tall? **shrugs**

The MAJOR problem with Stu is that as a viewing public we have no idea who he is, what he's about, except all his baggage and moneybags. It's impossible to be even remotely invested in him as a choice.

Anyway, in other news, there is NOTHING on TV tonight.
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Well, yeah after I posted it, I did think I should have included Jarrod.
I wouldn't be surprised it Stu ends up being the one. He does come with a lot of baggage though.
 
FatPants said:
How the hell did Blake make it to top 5?

https://twitter.com/x/status/919450283482030080
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Its an indication of how much dead wood there was to get rid of, or people she wanted to get rid of because she knew she wasn't interested and didn't want them to get too attached.

Blake it would hardly matter if she dumps at any time as there is no feelings to hurt.

I think it will be a Blake/Jarrod final 2 next rose ceremony next time and Jarrod will stay to bruise Blakes ego a bit.
 
My predicted order of elimination:
James (sacrilege!)
Stu
Blake
Jarrod
Apollo ("winner")

Jarrod getting the heave-ho as runner-up would be car crash television. Figure that's the only reason he's being kept around. Blake stays until required as Jarrod's arch nemesis for the much-needed drama and bravado.

Apollo is definitely beginning to look like the likely winner. I mean, they gave him the"puppy date" which is effectively code for "he could do babies!" It's either that, or cute pre-prep for his turn as The Bach.

If she does pick Stu then Sophie needs her head read. I still believe all the gossip about her choosing Stu is a red herring.
 
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