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The Bachelor Australia 2015

I squeed with delight at the carriage that sweet Sarah :angelic: was going on in the previews for next week.

Also did anyone else feel uncomfortable about how uncomfortable Eve looked with all those cameras pointing at her? Not that it was a surprise that she would have felt that way.

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Although this comment under that article made me facepalm....

I think a lot of women are brainwashed into thinking men like intelligent, challenging strong women. But in fact that is not the case and is clearly shown last night. I am going to be called out for this, but all men want is to go home to a nice meal and a warm bed. They don't want to be challenged - they already get that all day at work! As much as I liked watching Heather on screen, i found her too 'blokey' for Sam's liking. Men like feminine women - make no mistake!
 
Although this comment under that article made me facepalm....

I think a lot of women are brainwashed into thinking men like intelligent, challenging strong women. But in fact that is not the case and is clearly shown last night. I am going to be called out for this, but all men want is to go home to a nice meal and a warm bed. They don't want to be challenged - they already get that all day at work! As much as I liked watching Heather on screen, i found her too 'blokey' for Sam's liking. Men like feminine women - make no mistake!

Oh god welcome back to the 1950's. Should she meet him at the door in a negligee whilst holding his slippers and pipe?
 
I think a step back is needed right about now.

I saw no harm in what Delcan wrote, in fact I kind of agree, if the guys on the project are anything to go by, they seem to be fans of heather and seemed quite taken by her, the same as with the clip that gemini posted, mikey on the edge was all over her, actually the general response that I have seen from males that are watching the bachelor, has been just about fans of her and not any other chick from the bachelor. So yeah I think males tend to be more for heather than anyone else on the show and totally agree with Delcan.

In saying that, I think you have misinterpreted sorceress and taken what she said way more than what it is supposed to be, so I don't understand your name calling in this instance at all. Sorceress is known to disagree and agree with whoever and it could be any poster- that doesn't mean there is a personal attack on that person. Heck I think sorcy and I get on fine but many times she has questioned my posts and vice versa and I don't see it for anything more, so honestly step back a bit.

The argument was between Delcan and sorceress, not you, stop trying to gaslight a situation more so already

Delcan I hope whatever you're going through you get through it. It's important to understand sometimes posts don't need to be over analysed and understand that people post with just fun and like to escape. Just take it easy everyone
Thanks.
Yeah I didn't expect it to escalate to that level, but I know that some people are more comfortable with robust discussions than others.

No hard feelings though, its already forgotten and onto the next disagreement!
Probably whether Lana is genuine or not lol.
 
Although this comment under that article made me facepalm....

I think a lot of women are brainwashed into thinking men like intelligent, challenging strong women. But in fact that is not the case and is clearly shown last night. I am going to be called out for this, but all men want is to go home to a nice meal and a warm bed. They don't want to be challenged - they already get that all day at work! As much as I liked watching Heather on screen, i found her too 'blokey' for Sam's liking. Men like feminine women - make no mistake!

I want to be challenged.

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Although this comment under that article made me facepalm....

I think a lot of women are brainwashed into thinking men like intelligent, challenging strong women. But in fact that is not the case and is clearly shown last night. I am going to be called out for this, but all men want is to go home to a nice meal and a warm bed. They don't want to be challenged - they already get that all day at work! As much as I liked watching Heather on screen, i found her too 'blokey' for Sam's liking. Men like feminine women - make no mistake!
Lol I wonder what that person thought of Tessa.
 
Not trying to step on anyone's toes... I haven't read all of this, but thought it seems interesting... in the comments of Rosies article as well

The Bachelor episode 14 recap: from a dudes point of view....
By Peter Gray

I'm a reluctant viewer of the Bachelor - just as I was with the last season of Masterchef... I'm slowly being dragged in to these shows, even though I know the tricks that are used to hook people - the music for instance... It pulses through the show like it responds to the heart rate of Nina when she thinks of Intruders - it's like she was a contestant on Big Brother... Ok, I've blown my cover... I did only watch the first couple of rose ceremonies before getting hooked.

So last night I was fully invested. I'm a guy, I'm 42, and I know how scary that first home visit is. I'm happy I only had to meet one Dad when I was at the home visit episode of life, so I was really on Sam's side last night... This was going to be tough.

To get things rolling, Sam decides he needs less hair. Thankfully we didn't have to watch the full body wax and tanning salon visits as well.

Then the week of couches and being taken outside for an awkward chat began

#1 Heather.

Heather met Sam on a mountain. My tears began in time with the chocolate being poured. I sort of broke a little bit and wanted to protect Heather from this man... Or did I want him to be more than he seems to be? I'm not sure about him to be honest...

Then we met Warwick. Like a really tall Yoda. Sam was way out of his depth with this fella. The fence thing - pure Alpha male stuff - and Sam lost that little encounter.

Warwick did lay his jedi wisdom on a little thick, but it was good advice, and he is obviously a guy worth modelling a future partner on...

“You don’t have to be blood to be family”
Yep, I cried again a little...

Sam and Heather kiss as he leaves, and I think she is the one....

#2 Lana

I though the whole intruder concept was hilarious - it made the original girls believe they were on a team... It's a lot like the Ultimate Fighter, a reality show about cage fighting, and the guys in the house get all friendly, but at the end of the episode two have to fight in a cage full contact and the loser gets evicted... It's not a team sport!

But Lana is boring. And she seems to have been picked by the producers because she looks like Heather, and they knew that would cause Sam to lose his shit a little...

Anyway, it's a boring date, with a boring family and Yeh, she will probably be the 'winner' in this meat market...

Oh, and mum, I've already told Sam I'm moving to Melbourne with him...

Sam and Lana kiss as he leaves, but I reckon it looks awkward.

#3 Sarah

Sarah meets Sam and they talk about deal breakers that he will blindly look past. Kids, nah I didn't really want kids...

Then we had the home visit. Which I think was a homage to the great movie Inception, or maybe 12 monkeys, as three versions of Sarah from different time streams converged at one dinner table. Magic.

Who would have thought the public disclosure of time travel would be so boring...

Sam and Sarah kiss as he leaves, and I think she is going home tonight....

#4 Snezana

OK. Can you believe they didn't let her meet Eve until after she walked down the beach with Sam looking like a pair of oranges? (my skin is the colour of the sand, I wryly observed to my patient wife)

Then there's the awkward first meeting with the amount of eye contact you give an angry wolf... And the questions... At least answer the 1D question with some integrity...

The dinner and Sam grill was fabulous, but it should have given Sam the message not to f*$k with a European family, especially one with a fresh-faced strong man son. Also small man syndrome was a factor in that power play...

He should have sent Snezana home... But who's going to look best with him in the New Idea spread?

They kiss and he goes...

Back at the harbourside gaol it all begins with Sam swiping through pictures of the girls on a tablet. I'm reminded of a New Idea article mentioned in the previous ad break that will tell me where to get the lovely cocktail dresses the ladies are wearing, which seemed to use the same pictures... Maybe Sam was actually browsing their online magazine to quell the nerves?

Osher comes in looking teary and trembles his way through explaining the three rose dilemma before us...

Sam enters.

He makes a speech about families, then hands out a rose each to Sarah and Snezana.

I'm a little gobsmacked as it dawns on me that Heather can't win this loaded battle. It's Heather versus Scarlett Johansson in Lucy.

And he is that guy.
You know.
The one that thinks friends can't be lovers. The one that will break all of their hearts and trample on little Eve's trust in men.

The dick.
 
Not trying to step on anyone's toes... I haven't read all of this, but thought it seems interesting... in the comments of Rosies article as well

The Bachelor episode 14 recap: from a dudes point of view....
By Peter Gray

I'm a reluctant viewer of the Bachelor - just as I was with the last season of Masterchef... I'm slowly being dragged in to these shows, even though I know the tricks that are used to hook people - the music for instance... It pulses through the show like it responds to the heart rate of Nina when she thinks of Intruders - it's like she was a contestant on Big Brother... Ok, I've blown my cover... I did only watch the first couple of rose ceremonies before getting hooked.

So last night I was fully invested. I'm a guy, I'm 42, and I know how scary that first home visit is. I'm happy I only had to meet one Dad when I was at the home visit episode of life, so I was really on Sam's side last night... This was going to be tough.

To get things rolling, Sam decides he needs less hair. Thankfully we didn't have to watch the full body wax and tanning salon visits as well.

Then the week of couches and being taken outside for an awkward chat began

#1 Heather.

Heather met Sam on a mountain. My tears began in time with the chocolate being poured. I sort of broke a little bit and wanted to protect Heather from this man... Or did I want him to be more than he seems to be? I'm not sure about him to be honest...

Then we met Warwick. Like a really tall Yoda. Sam was way out of his depth with this fella. The fence thing - pure Alpha male stuff - and Sam lost that little encounter.

Warwick did lay his jedi wisdom on a little thick, but it was good advice, and he is obviously a guy worth modelling a future partner on...

“You don’t have to be blood to be family”
Yep, I cried again a little...

Sam and Heather kiss as he leaves, and I think she is the one....

#2 Lana

I though the whole intruder concept was hilarious - it made the original girls believe they were on a team... It's a lot like the Ultimate Fighter, a reality show about cage fighting, and the guys in the house get all friendly, but at the end of the episode two have to fight in a cage full contact and the loser gets evicted... It's not a team sport!

But Lana is boring. And she seems to have been picked by the producers because she looks like Heather, and they knew that would cause Sam to lose his shit a little...

Anyway, it's a boring date, with a boring family and Yeh, she will probably be the 'winner' in this meat market...

Oh, and mum, I've already told Sam I'm moving to Melbourne with him...

Sam and Lana kiss as he leaves, but I reckon it looks awkward.

#3 Sarah

Sarah meets Sam and they talk about deal breakers that he will blindly look past. Kids, nah I didn't really want kids...

Then we had the home visit. Which I think was a homage to the great movie Inception, or maybe 12 monkeys, as three versions of Sarah from different time streams converged at one dinner table. Magic.

Who would have thought the public disclosure of time travel would be so boring...

Sam and Sarah kiss as he leaves, and I think she is going home tonight....

#4 Snezana

OK. Can you believe they didn't let her meet Eve until after she walked down the beach with Sam looking like a pair of oranges? (my skin is the colour of the sand, I wryly observed to my patient wife)

Then there's the awkward first meeting with the amount of eye contact you give an angry wolf... And the questions... At least answer the 1D question with some integrity...

The dinner and Sam grill was fabulous, but it should have given Sam the message not to f*$k with a European family, especially one with a fresh-faced strong man son. Also small man syndrome was a factor in that power play...

He should have sent Snezana home... But who's going to look best with him in the New Idea spread?

They kiss and he goes...

Back at the harbourside gaol it all begins with Sam swiping through pictures of the girls on a tablet. I'm reminded of a New Idea article mentioned in the previous ad break that will tell me where to get the lovely cocktail dresses the ladies are wearing, which seemed to use the same pictures... Maybe Sam was actually browsing their online magazine to quell the nerves?

Osher comes in looking teary and trembles his way through explaining the three rose dilemma before us...

Sam enters.

He makes a speech about families, then hands out a rose each to Sarah and Snezana.

I'm a little gobsmacked as it dawns on me that Heather can't win this loaded battle. It's Heather versus Scarlett Johansson in Lucy.

And he is that guy.
You know.
The one that thinks friends can't be lovers. The one that will break all of their hearts and trample on little Eve's trust in men.

The dick.

Thanks for that, he writes well.
I loved the part where he compares it to Ultimate Fighter lol.
 
Not trying to step on anyone's toes... I haven't read all of this, but thought it seems interesting... in the comments of Rosies article as well

The Bachelor episode 14 recap: from a dudes point of view....
By Peter Gray

I'm a reluctant viewer of the Bachelor - just as I was with the last season of Masterchef... I'm slowly being dragged in to these shows, even though I know the tricks that are used to hook people - the music for instance... It pulses through the show like it responds to the heart rate of Nina when she thinks of Intruders - it's like she was a contestant on Big Brother... Ok, I've blown my cover... I did only watch the first couple of rose ceremonies before getting hooked.

So last night I was fully invested. I'm a guy, I'm 42, and I know how scary that first home visit is. I'm happy I only had to meet one Dad when I was at the home visit episode of life, so I was really on Sam's side last night... This was going to be tough.

To get things rolling, Sam decides he needs less hair. Thankfully we didn't have to watch the full body wax and tanning salon visits as well.

Then the week of couches and being taken outside for an awkward chat began

#1 Heather.

Heather met Sam on a mountain. My tears began in time with the chocolate being poured. I sort of broke a little bit and wanted to protect Heather from this man... Or did I want him to be more than he seems to be? I'm not sure about him to be honest...

Then we met Warwick. Like a really tall Yoda. Sam was way out of his depth with this fella. The fence thing - pure Alpha male stuff - and Sam lost that little encounter.

Warwick did lay his jedi wisdom on a little thick, but it was good advice, and he is obviously a guy worth modelling a future partner on...

“You don’t have to be blood to be family”
Yep, I cried again a little...

Sam and Heather kiss as he leaves, and I think she is the one....

#2 Lana

I though the whole intruder concept was hilarious - it made the original girls believe they were on a team... It's a lot like the Ultimate Fighter, a reality show about cage fighting, and the guys in the house get all friendly, but at the end of the episode two have to fight in a cage full contact and the loser gets evicted... It's not a team sport!

But Lana is boring. And she seems to have been picked by the producers because she looks like Heather, and they knew that would cause Sam to lose his shit a little...

Anyway, it's a boring date, with a boring family and Yeh, she will probably be the 'winner' in this meat market...

Oh, and mum, I've already told Sam I'm moving to Melbourne with him...

Sam and Lana kiss as he leaves, but I reckon it looks awkward.

#3 Sarah

Sarah meets Sam and they talk about deal breakers that he will blindly look past. Kids, nah I didn't really want kids...

Then we had the home visit. Which I think was a homage to the great movie Inception, or maybe 12 monkeys, as three versions of Sarah from different time streams converged at one dinner table. Magic.

Who would have thought the public disclosure of time travel would be so boring...

Sam and Sarah kiss as he leaves, and I think she is going home tonight....

#4 Snezana

OK. Can you believe they didn't let her meet Eve until after she walked down the beach with Sam looking like a pair of oranges? (my skin is the colour of the sand, I wryly observed to my patient wife)

Then there's the awkward first meeting with the amount of eye contact you give an angry wolf... And the questions... At least answer the 1D question with some integrity...

The dinner and Sam grill was fabulous, but it should have given Sam the message not to f*$k with a European family, especially one with a fresh-faced strong man son. Also small man syndrome was a factor in that power play...

He should have sent Snezana home... But who's going to look best with him in the New Idea spread?

They kiss and he goes...

Back at the harbourside gaol it all begins with Sam swiping through pictures of the girls on a tablet. I'm reminded of a New Idea article mentioned in the previous ad break that will tell me where to get the lovely cocktail dresses the ladies are wearing, which seemed to use the same pictures... Maybe Sam was actually browsing their online magazine to quell the nerves?

Osher comes in looking teary and trembles his way through explaining the three rose dilemma before us...

Sam enters.

He makes a speech about families, then hands out a rose each to Sarah and Snezana.

I'm a little gobsmacked as it dawns on me that Heather can't win this loaded battle. It's Heather versus Scarlett Johansson in Lucy.

And he is that guy.
You know.
The one that thinks friends can't be lovers. The one that will break all of their hearts and trample on little Eve's trust in men.

The dick.

How can someone be so wrong?

14
 
Not trying to step on anyone's toes... I haven't read all of this, but thought it seems interesting... in the comments of Rosies article as well

The Bachelor episode 14 recap: from a dudes point of view....
By Peter Gray

I'm a reluctant viewer of the Bachelor - just as I was with the last season of Masterchef... I'm slowly being dragged in to these shows, even though I know the tricks that are used to hook people - the music for instance... It pulses through the show like it responds to the heart rate of Nina when she thinks of Intruders - it's like she was a contestant on Big Brother... Ok, I've blown my cover... I did only watch the first couple of rose ceremonies before getting hooked.

So last night I was fully invested. I'm a guy, I'm 42, and I know how scary that first home visit is. I'm happy I only had to meet one Dad when I was at the home visit episode of life, so I was really on Sam's side last night... This was going to be tough.

To get things rolling, Sam decides he needs less hair. Thankfully we didn't have to watch the full body wax and tanning salon visits as well.

Then the week of couches and being taken outside for an awkward chat began

#1 Heather.

Heather met Sam on a mountain. My tears began in time with the chocolate being poured. I sort of broke a little bit and wanted to protect Heather from this man... Or did I want him to be more than he seems to be? I'm not sure about him to be honest...

Then we met Warwick. Like a really tall Yoda. Sam was way out of his depth with this fella. The fence thing - pure Alpha male stuff - and Sam lost that little encounter.

Warwick did lay his jedi wisdom on a little thick, but it was good advice, and he is obviously a guy worth modelling a future partner on...

“You don’t have to be blood to be family”
Yep, I cried again a little...

Sam and Heather kiss as he leaves, and I think she is the one....

#2 Lana

I though the whole intruder concept was hilarious - it made the original girls believe they were on a team... It's a lot like the Ultimate Fighter, a reality show about cage fighting, and the guys in the house get all friendly, but at the end of the episode two have to fight in a cage full contact and the loser gets evicted... It's not a team sport!

But Lana is boring. And she seems to have been picked by the producers because she looks like Heather, and they knew that would cause Sam to lose his shit a little...

Anyway, it's a boring date, with a boring family and Yeh, she will probably be the 'winner' in this meat market...

Oh, and mum, I've already told Sam I'm moving to Melbourne with him...

Sam and Lana kiss as he leaves, but I reckon it looks awkward.

#3 Sarah

Sarah meets Sam and they talk about deal breakers that he will blindly look past. Kids, nah I didn't really want kids...

Then we had the home visit. Which I think was a homage to the great movie Inception, or maybe 12 monkeys, as three versions of Sarah from different time streams converged at one dinner table. Magic.

Who would have thought the public disclosure of time travel would be so boring...

Sam and Sarah kiss as he leaves, and I think she is going home tonight....

#4 Snezana

OK. Can you believe they didn't let her meet Eve until after she walked down the beach with Sam looking like a pair of oranges? (my skin is the colour of the sand, I wryly observed to my patient wife)

Then there's the awkward first meeting with the amount of eye contact you give an angry wolf... And the questions... At least answer the 1D question with some integrity...

The dinner and Sam grill was fabulous, but it should have given Sam the message not to f*$k with a European family, especially one with a fresh-faced strong man son. Also small man syndrome was a factor in that power play...

He should have sent Snezana home... But who's going to look best with him in the New Idea spread?

They kiss and he goes...

Back at the harbourside gaol it all begins with Sam swiping through pictures of the girls on a tablet. I'm reminded of a New Idea article mentioned in the previous ad break that will tell me where to get the lovely cocktail dresses the ladies are wearing, which seemed to use the same pictures... Maybe Sam was actually browsing their online magazine to quell the nerves?

Osher comes in looking teary and trembles his way through explaining the three rose dilemma before us...

Sam enters.

He makes a speech about families, then hands out a rose each to Sarah and Snezana.

I'm a little gobsmacked as it dawns on me that Heather can't win this loaded battle. It's Heather versus Scarlett Johansson in Lucy.

And he is that guy.
You know.
The one that thinks friends can't be lovers. The one that will break all of their hearts and trample on little Eve's trust in men.

The dick.

How can someone be so wrong?

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Most likely a Heather fan...
 
I actually think I may have to go Team Lana. Snez I think comes with complications he will not handle well, and I wouldn't want to wish that upheaval on a mother and child, and Sarah really has been shortchanged on a winners edit - if she got him she deserved more!
 
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