The Bachelor 2017

[Meglos]

Matty's brothers are like the dumb and dumber, progressively less good-looking versions of Matty.

 

[Melore]

That elephant wasn't impressed.

 

[Isee]

I forgot it was on.
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And that right there sums up this series. its the finale and you forgot it was even on!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I wouldn't be surprised if both the girls dump him and he ends up with the 'flirting waiter' that was sacked to be honest... but then again... this IS my 1st season of this so what would I know?... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Ever dated a few people at the same time?

I used in my 20s, kind of makes it impossible to care too much - certainly stops you falling in love.
So loopy this Bachelor idea they are in love with a few people

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

She is under the influence of something

...it's obviously not Matty's hypnotic charming personality... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

That elephant wasn't impressed.

...they were probably standing on the Elephants balls without knowing it... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Ok cue intense gazing into space with not thought in his weeny brain.

 

[Isee]

did anyone else feel like when he and elise were on the boat and the music got all intense that crazy eyes was going to pop up wielding an axe or something?

 

[kxk]

I like Laura's frock choices

 

[Kaz]

Whoa

That colour suit went out in the 80's

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ever dated a few people at the same time?

I used in my 20s, kind of makes it impossible to care too much - certainly stops you falling in love.
So loopy this Bachelor idea they are in love with a few people

...all my mates did but I was always just a 'one woman at a time' type of person myself... actually... I would even describe myself as a tad bit 'shy' at the time to be honest... out of a group of girls I would always go for the quiet ones... but that's just me I guess?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Yet another blue suit. When did that become a thing?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ok cue intense gazing into space with not thought in his weeny brain.

...or even a brain in his weeney... cheers.

 

[Kaz]

Didn't Matty say the woman he picked he had sex with not long after picking her.

 

[Desertsands]

Oh in the nineties, thanks Kaz.

 

[Melore]

So whoever steps out of the boat first...?

How are they going to do the oh, no, it's her, poor thing, she's first, ankle and shoe shot from a boat?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Whoa

That colour suit went out in the 80's

...actually... that's probably the suit that Karl Stiffynodick wore for a year on 'Today'... I bet that it is lol!... cheers.

 

[Kaz]

I so want them both to be there at the same time.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh bullshit Matt!... you STILL don't know who you're gonna pick?... I call bullshit!... what a twonk!... cheers.