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The Bachelor 2017

I think Elora is actually the prettiest affable, and Tara

...sorry kxk... I have to disagree there sweet lady... Jennifer was by far the prettiest followed by Michelle the cop and then Florence in my opinion...

Just not more then Jen. Jen is the quality of the season.

...I'm so glad that you said that Affable... I thought that it was just me that thought that... she was gorgeous!...

I think Jennifer. She is no longer in the competition though.

...sadly she isn't... Matty is an idiot!... cheers.
 
Different tastes, but Florence looks middle aged to me
Jen I would never notice if I saw her somewhere, Elora i would turn my head for another look - but terrifying thighs, bet she can crack nuts

laura has the best bod, Jen is kinda fat - she says it herself so don't tell me to fuck off, she put on over 10 kilos in that house. Bored i guess
 
Different tastes, but Florence looks middle aged to me
Jen I would never notice if I saw her somewhere, Elora i would turn my head for another look - but terrifying thighs, bet she can crack nuts

...bwahahahahahahaha!... funny funny FUNNY!... lol!... cheers.
 
I am going to a school reunion Sunday, my old girls college turns 60
And wow, there have been some famous girls since my time, Fuzzy from Tv music shows, and a famous singer I forget.

I thought of this because i was fortunate to have the best bunch of girls ever for my high school
Not a single bitch
We became a bit of a legend, the classes that never fight and all party and lunch together, they could never swap us around seating wise - to seperate hi jinks, because we were all friends.
Odd, about 60 girls who all got on and had fun and cried & laughed together.
Classes before and after us had fist fights.

Biggest bitches I have ever encountered were my sisters and work places
 
I am going to a school reunion Sunday, my old girls college turns 60
And wow, there have been some famous girls since my time, Fuzzy from Tv music shows, and a famous singer I forget.

I thought of this because i was fortunate to have the best bunch of girls ever for my high school
Not a single bitch
We became a bit of a legend, the classes that never fight and all party and lunch together, they could never swap us around seating wise - to seperate hi jinks, because we were all friends.
Odd, about 60 girls who all got on and had fun and cried & laughed together.
Classes before and after us had fist fights.

Biggest bitches I have ever encountered were my sisters and work places
Have the best time. I like the sound of your class.
 
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Jen is kinda fat - she says it herself so don't tell me to fuck off

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James Blunt, bleurgh.

NON-SHOCK that Cobie and Elora are gone, and this is from someone who didn't read the spoilers, you don't need to to know how this will go.
It must be pretty frustrating that Matty gives them all the dead-inside "I may have feelings for you but I am incapable of expressing any kind of emotion so there's no way you'll know until I decide your time is up" routine.

Tara and Florence are quite nice.[DOUBLEPOST=1504697679][/DOUBLEPOST]Oh and WEAR SOCKS ON A DATE, ffs.
 
Poor ol' Cobie, FRIENDZONED. Everyone could see it except her. Kinda felt sorry for her, she seems like a positive person, and it was kind of cruel to use her as a number.

Elora was the master of her own undoing. Her covert pash attempt (that wasn't) was the start and it was all downhill from there. Her body language was very telling (hands on hips, crossed arms), making me think there was more to that overnight date than they showed fo sho. She pissed. She should be thankful, he didn't want to "clip her wings" which by deduction is code for "I fully intend to clip the wings of the one I choose. Prepare your uterus".

The Daily Mail's spoilers for this episode were 100% on the money.
 
And LOLZ, he's not going to pick any of them,
Honestly, this ending would be just so awesome. I wish someone would have the balls to make it happen. It'd be just like Australian Ninja Warrior, you watch for hours and hours and hours, all for naught. But it doesn't matter and you would watch again anyway next season because it's such a mess (and the contestants wear not much clothes).
 
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