The Bachelor 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

LOL even Blunt couldn't cope with this crap....and am I mistaken, did he just grunt bit and leave and never actually sing?

...hahaha!... I thought that he said something like "grunt!... I'll just leave and let you get on with it!"... or was that just what I WANTED him to say?... lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Poor Cobie....better save for dental work, or her nose and chin will eventually almost meet, just like Dad's

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh wow Cobie... is it REALLY the BEST helmet that you've ever seen?... no seriously sweetness... is it REALLY THE BEST HELMET THAT YOU'VE EVER SEEN?... you need to get out more girl!... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

Budget date for Cobie...not a good sign...he obviously doesn't give a shit...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...wow... this is so exciting... NOT!... she is wearing a harness... she cannot fall and die... she is hamming it up for the camera's... this is as boring as shit!... cheers.

 

[Affable]

This Is Most Extreme. Too Obvious. Great Outlook. Cant Open Brands In Envelopes.

If you get what I mean.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Budget date for Cobie...not a good sign...

...hahaha!... it is isn't it?... did Matty whip it up before she got there?... it looked so cheap and nasty didn't it FatPants?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Poor Cobie....better save for dental work, or her nose and chin will eventually almost meet, just like Dad's

Urgg that grin of hers seems so fake.

 

[Affable]

Everything Looks Over Right Away. Too Obvious. For Obvious Love Like Our Wishes.

If you get what I mean.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

This Is Most Extreme. Too Obvious. Great Outlook. Cant Open Brands In Envelopes.

If you get what I mean.

This Is Most Extreme. Too Obvious. Great Outlook. Cant Open Brands In Envelopes.

...yup!... I know EXACTLY what you mean Affable... lol!... cheers.

 

[Affable]

This Is Most Extreme. Too Obvious. Great Outlook. Cant Open Brands In Envelopes.

...yup!... I know EXACTLY what you mean Affable... lol!... cheers.

You got it, ha ha.

 

[Desertsands]

oh dear some idiot told her that she has a beautiful smile and duh she believed it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Everything Looks Over Right Away. Too Obvious. For Obvious Love Like Our Wishes.

If you get what I mean.

Everything Looks Over Right Away. Too Obvious. For Obvious Love Like Our Wishes.

...haha!... funny as!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...this is such a snore-fest tonight isn't it?... thanks for putting some fun into it Affable lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so Matty butters her up and then politely tells her to piss off!... what a guy!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Finally some real emotion from Cobie

 

[twist]

I can't help but feel sorry for Cobie. If she genuinely believes she got scared and pushed him away, I suspect she'll be beating herself up for ages over it, and she shouldn't, he's just not worth it! (And I like her smile - might be all those years of life drawing, love a good face!).

 

[Affable]

I wasn't expecting to say this but Sophie has some good men in her bunch.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so Matty... how is your over-inflated ego going to cope when this show ends and you end up in the REAL WORLD again you flaccid dickhead?... after about 2-3 weeks when you and your 'winning' Bachelorette go back with your to mummy's house to live there and they have a massive arguement... and she then leaves you... where will you be then eh sunshine?... EXACTLY where you were before the show started!... THAT'S where!... what a twonk!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I hope that 'Little Miss Love-Me-do' Elora goes next... she's beginning to give me hives... cheers.