The Bachelor 2017

[FatPants]

I am in front of the TV but haven't been paying attention so far. Waiting for Elora to cause some trouble.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...why are they dong this to the girls?... it's humiliating for them and is just pandering to Matt's already inflated massive ego in my opinion... it's like a Beauty Pageant where they say... "if I could change the world I'd..."... it's pathetic... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

hang on what's this about childbearing hips?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so!... a rooftop dinner?.... so they're now re-enacting the countless 'romantic' scenes out of countless romantic movies yet again eh?... **cue Matty's 'lunge kiss' to cut her off mid-sentence**... cheers.

 

[kxk]

he has to keep tara, we want to see her mum debbie...........

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...wow!... Tara did the 'lunge kiss' on Matty!... he sat there like a fish with his mouth open waiting to eat fish flakes lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

hang on what's this about childbearing hips?

I think everyone at home was checking out the girls physiques - and most of them, well a few could do with some lunges

 

[Meglos]

Simone on The Project said that Matty whipped out his package and showed her.

Florence on the pottery date... why do they all make pottery so phallic? It is possible to make things that don't look like a penis.

 

[Melore]

hang on what's this about childbearing hips?

I was responding to this comment:

I just love this post. I also like Florence and her childbearing hips. My Auntie always said that I had childbearing hips, but that turned out quite redundant. She might also have real breasts unlike many of them.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I think everyone at home was checking out the girls physiques - and most of them, well a few could do with some lunges

...what about Matty's 'lunge kisses'?... do they count kxk?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Simone on The Project said that Matty whipped out his package and showed her.

Florence on the pottery date... why do they all make pottery so phallic? It is possible to make things that don't look like a penis.

...maybe she was subconsciously making a life-like model of Matty without knowing it Meglos?... he's a limp dick after all... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Been through it as kids, and I work in family violence mostly

I think that I would quite like you in real life. The sapiosexual thing, made me google it.

 

[Affable]

Still trying to think who he will send home. Probably Elora?

 

[kxk]

Coby is like the poor man version of tara
Ditto Desert

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh wow!... she has a Rose!... all act surprised!... and... yet another one interrupts the moment by cutting in as per usual... **sigh!** so we all know who is going tonight don't we?... lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

OMG what a crime Elora - who has the prettiest hair

 

[Affable]

If Elora didn't make that stupid move, Lisa would have been sent home. I guess she just saved her position.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Matty should just tell the 'interrupters' to just 'piss off' and be done with it as far as I'm concerned... cheers.

 

[Melore]

I hate his 'listening face'. He's coming across like a bit of a deadshit... He was such fun in whatsername's season, too.

So cross he gave Cobie a rose. All that gurning...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Elora is just a flake that has tickets on herself... send the flosshead home Matty... cheers.