The Bachelor 2017

...yet again... more fake overacted reactions with the wide open mouth smiles and cheers... again... they looked like Seals performing once again... **sigh**... cheers.[DOUBLEPOST=1504172296][/DOUBLEPOST]...Australia from above sure is beautiful isn't it?... cheers.
 
...you're kidding me right?... are they going to re-enact the scene from 'Ghost' with doing pottery?... that was only 'romantic' because Patrick Swayse was dead Matty... oh hang on... so is your personality... I see where you're coming from now Matty... cheers.
 
Matty can't dance can he? Useless.....I was just thinking what qualities I would seek in these set up dates....DANCING would be number 1, then see if he can cook, and clean - and fix anything, some minor tradie skills
These dates are crap, he finds out nothing, quite painful, and not exactly romantic, weird.
 
...I'm pretty sure that within the last 40 years or so that Mrs Sticky and I have been together that if I told her that we were going to a place to make Pottery to enhance our 'romantic love life' that she would have laughed her head off at me and told me to go jump lol!... how is what they're doing classified as 'romantic'?... cheers.
 
...so far... most of these 'dates' have been 'staged' as some sort of cloned scenes out of romance movies from what I'm seeing... oooh wait for it... Matty's about to go for his trademark move of the 'lunge kiss' to cut her off in mid sentence folks!... cheers.
 
kxk said:
Matty can't dance can he? Useless.....I was just thinking what qualities I would seek in these set up dates....DANCING would be number 1, then see if he can cook, and clean - and fix anything, some minor tradie skills
These dates are crap, he finds out nothing, quite painful, and not exactly romantic, weird.
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I just love this post. I also like Florence and her childbearing hips. My Auntie always said that I had childbearing hips, but that turned out quite redundant. She might also have real breasts unlike many of them.
 
...Matty says... "I'm doing the move on you right now so kiss me!"... so he sounds like the type that when he gets one of these girls at the end of the show and he finally loses his virginity to her that he's the type that announces "I'm coming I'm coming... I'm done.., now get off of me!... I've gotta clean up!"... (little tip Matty... never announce what you're about to do you idiot... it's a typical rookie error mate)... cheers.
 
kxk said:
Yeah Sticky her funeral was today.....beautiful soul, she and her Mum survived a horribly violent man, she had to run to refuges as a kid
And she was responsible for passing every 200+ changes recommended by the Royal Commission for Family Violence
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...wow!... she sounds like quite a woman... RIP sweet lady... cheers.
 
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kxk said:
Yeah Sticky her funeral was today.....beautiful soul, she and her Mum survived a horribly violent man, she had to run to refuges as a kid
And she was responsible for passing every 200+ changes recommended by the Royal Commission for Family Violence
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I think that we should spend as much money on DV as we do on anti terrorism. Oh but that wouldn't keep the votersj afraid. I was a victim, thankfully not for long time. I walked out when I realised that the next time, he was capable of killing me.
 
...jeez!... when the 'villains' are gone from the show it becomes quite dull doesn't it?... and Matty... he's not really up to carrying this show off is he?... I hope that Sophie Monk has a lot more 'pizzaz' than Matty... that's all I'm hoping for... cheers.
 
...they should've let all of the girls that never got a singles date have the opportunity punch the shit out of Matty just then... it would've been way more entertaining lol!... cheers.
 
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