...Matty just wants a bonk that's all... he won't end up with Elora... she's not blond and also looks nothing like his sister so she's 'giving herself' for nothing methinks!... cheers.
-
Welcome to the discussion forums. To get posting, register an account.
The Bachelor 2017
- Thread starter davidftw
- Start date
...I'll be honest with you all... I think that Jennifer is really pretty... only on the outside unfortunately... a shame really but that could be just down to the editing of course 
... cheers.
... cheers.
...these girls must surely realise that they are just slaves being bought and sold at a market to Matty... if any of them think otherwise they'd have to be pretty gullible wouldn't they?... cheers.
...I'm trying to figure out whether Matty's boys are hanging a tad bit higher or not after last night?... lol!... cheers.
...Elora runs like a Norwegian trotting duck lol!... cheers.
...having these girls 'competing' against each other in these piss poor pathetic type of trials really is sad for them just to make Matty's dick wiggle and to serve his ever growing ego as far as I'm concerned... cheers.
FatPants
Dogs are the best people
Never!
...I don't know Melore... has it been announced yet?... if so... I missed it too... anyhow... the answer would have to be 'every day' being the mummy's boy that Matt is?... he probably still lives with his mummy lol!... cheers.
...I'm sure that they said that the river is in The Blue Mountains... if so... that's near me... cheers.
...oh god Matty!... stop being so 'surprised' whenever the girls say something 'shocking' **yawn**... you little self righteous sanctimonious twat... sheesh!... are you a friggin' virgin or something ffs?... cheers.
...so... I'm assuming that Matty and Elora did some horizontal gymnastics last night but they haven't let on as of yet?... so what do you all reckon folks?... did they?... yay or nay?... cheers.
FatPants
Dogs are the best people
I say nay...