The Bachelor 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Leah was just on the Project, and she was a lot of fun.....

...I'll have to watch it on Tenplay after The Bachelor... thanks for letting us know kxk... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...evenin' all... waiting... waiting... waiting... **strums fingers**... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

I'm kind of not even looking forward to it anymore.

Bring on Sophie Monk's car crash series instead, at least (hopefully) it will be good old honest celebrity famewhoring trash.

 

[Melore]

I LOVE Sophie Monk! I just adore her. Can't wait.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... it's ornnnnnnn!... cheers.

 

[davidftw]

I have a feeling they will have cast 100% douches for Sophie. It's going to be train-wreck telly.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and here comes the single date announcement and it's... it's... IT'S... Elora!... lol!... cue the bitchin'!... where's Kate to dob on the bitches bitchin'?... lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

She has nice real hair!And eyes.
That's about it........huge chin, and meanie ways

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that jaw of Elora's could smash bricks!... it's huge!... cheers

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh gee!... I wonder if they're going for a skinny dip afterwards?... lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

LOL

THE WRONG GIRL............stuck all over your date

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...wow!... Elora's great at blowing ... I wonder whether she's good at... erm... better not... cheers.

 

[Affable]

Ugh, he chose the worst one.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...jeez I would crack up if they got out of the water and had leeches all over them lol!... yes I know... I'm an arsehole right?... cheers.

 

[Melore]

This is so sleazy! At least in the US Bach they wait until the final three to go all overnight porny.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Matty's 'sudden' pashing lunge while the girl is talking is wearing a bit thin now isn't it?... you need more material Matty... cheers.

 

[kxk]

So he wants to bonk Elora as most males would, wouldn't they? She is good at being seductive - but way too much woman for prissy Matty boy

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so he's chosen Elora to bump squishy bits with eh?... eeeeew!... he should've chosen Michelle the cop... she'd probably have a spare set of handcuffs Matty old son... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

So he wants to bonk Elora as most males would, wouldn't they? She is good at being seductive - but way too much woman for prissy Matty boy

...not this one at least kxk... I don't think that she's that pretty at all to be honest... the only female that would be my type in this bunch is Michelle the cop... she's got the most honest type of personality out of all of them as far as I'm concerned... and is the most grounded too... I hope that he ends up with her in the end too... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...is she obliged to bonk him if he knocks on her door later?... cheers.