The Bachelor 2017

[Isee]

The official photo of michelle does not do her justice.

 

[Isee]

...I think that Sian thought that Matty was a wussy little wimp if you ask me... she had her '15 minutes of fame' and then did a runner... I can see the headlines now... "fully nude pics of the woman that walked out on Matty on The Bachelor!"... **YAWN!**... cheers.

i think a couple of him think he is a bit wussy actually

 

[Melore]

Oh, poor Simone, that is genuine terror.

 

[Isee]

...Matty basically told Sian to piss off in a real nice way out in the 'secret garden' that's all... you didn't miss much Desertsands... cheers.

I called it last night lol

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

The official photo of michelle does not do her justice.

...Michelle is the cop isn't she?... if I was Matty she would be the one that I ended up with... she has a great personality as well as looks... she'd be really pretty to me without makeup too I reckon... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh, poor Simone, that is genuine terror.

...or... great acting... cheers.

 

[Isee]

...Michelle is the cop isn't she?... if I was Matty she would be the one that I ended up with... she has a great personality as well as looks... she'd be really pretty to me without makeup too I reckon... cheers.

yes she is the cop. I am surprised he hasn't had a one on one date with her yet

 

[Meglos]

Tara is a ditz.

More double standards, all those comments about his arse. If he said it about her there'd be outrage.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...there you go... Simone's "I'm terrified of heights!" routine worked... she got a date with him... she played that card perfectly... well done Simone... (I'm such a cynical bastard sometimes aren't I?)... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so SASsman Mark and Sam are 'in love' according to the Survivor promo?... yeah... riiiiiiiiight!... boy am I going to have fun with them two in the 'Photoshop' thread I can tell you!... lol!... I can't wait!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

...oh lookie!... suddenly Simone is all brave and everything!... who woulda thunk it?... lol!... cheers.

Yep and surprise, surprise she gets the alone time. That being said, I don't mind her. Liked the way she has stood up to some of the bitches.

 

[Meglos]

Won't someone buy Matty some socks! Second night in a row.

 

[kxk]

Who is this girl with no top lip, Florence is almost topless

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...a fishing game in the pool?... seriously?... blurgh!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Matty goes for the pash. Well that's one way to shut her up I suppose.
(He's impressed by how deep she is. She can walk and talk at the same time, possibly. Not a boy with high standards it seems).

Oh and are they going to ride that bike home afterwards?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Who is this girl with no top lip, Florence is almost topless

...she's this bimbo kxk... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...obviously the grog has made Sharlene all brave and everything... she'll be out if she doesn't watch herself methinks!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Bitchin time......ooo a few have tickets on themselves, Laura with the big chin/overbite is rather rude

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Matty must be getting his rocks off big time after being rejected in The Bachelorette... what with all of these women throwing themselves at him every 10 seconds lol!... a big step up for his ego indeed!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Poor bloody Michelle. That was rank.