Save Sam's Sausage!

[Jumpy1]

Can you please get me some caps of Sam in the pool with his speedos and him in the shower with his briefs poxy? I'll love you forever!

 

[Poxy]

Are you serious? He got a boner while standing in front of everyone? Oh now you're just teasing me!

A month ago guys were getting boners at olympic medal ceremonies. Its comes with the job of being young & virile.

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/70985809.html

 

[Jumpy1]

A month ago guys were getting boners at olympic medal ceremonies. Its comes with the job of being young & virile.

http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/70985809.html

As much as I enjoy looking at that, it is clearly fake - find me more caps of Sam please, I'll give you a lolly

 

[Poxy]

On another topic.

Sam's scar looked to me like a head injury you get in rugby league. I've seen many like it in my sporting days.
A few days ago Sam says he played rugby league.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...riker-Hume-hoping-return-training-months.html

Its most often caused by whats on the bottom of these:

 

[Wally]

He's already said he got it when he fell over at preschool & cracked his skull on a shelf.

 

[Sorceress]

As much as I enjoy looking at that, it is clearly fake - find me more caps of Sam please, I'll give you a lolly

Nah, was the real deal - I was watching that particular ceremony and was concerned.

 

[Bob Paris]

Sam would lick whipped cream of Bradley's ass if he thought it would help him win.

Well, he DID let it slip to Layla something about his taste in "people" and then, realizing it was a Freudian slip VERY quickly amended it to "women".

We get it Sam.

Your secrets safe with us.

Lots of action in the gym shower, huh?


*Drools*


And yes, for the first time since David in, IIRC 2006, I voted this morning for BB - five votes for Sam. I like to think I made a difference!

 

[Jumpy1]

On behalf of The Save Sam's Sausage Campaign I would like to thank you all for a job well done. We now have Sam and hopefully many more shots of him in his underwear for another week. Unfortunately Phase 2, evict that slimball oaf Michael, failed but we can rally support behind this cause and hope we suceed next time. Three cheers for Sam and his Sausage!!!

 

[Poxy]

I think Sam really need to get into an alliance. Sam's a bit of a schemer & so is Ben, they could form a team.
They others are either too stupid or are following Michael.

Being a mathematician, I know about strategic dominance http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_dominance which is a game playing strategy where you don't know others intentions. Maths has lost to say about game playing with limited information.

 

[Jumpy1]

Ok everyone, it didn't last long, we need to start from the ground up on our next save sam campaign. Who's with me????

 

[Poxy]

Looked like he was wearing designer tightie-whitie underwear the other day.
Michael wears undies from best&less.