"Priyaism" Commandments

[MADONNA]

She is totally playing under the radar. Should go if she's that boring. Where did the no filter policy go ? Please be honest. I love at least other guys are being themselves, talking, fighting, arguing, playing. She chimes in a group hug and that's it

Thou shalt shut the fuck up.

That's my FAVE commandment.

Maria sis, you need to #LetTheLightIn and #EmbracePristianity

 

[BigBrotherCritic]

Thou shalt shut the fuck up.

That's my FAVE commandment.

Maria sis, you need to #LetTheLightIn and #EmbracePristianity

It would be
"THou shall not blaspheme against the Holy Prisus

 

[Consuela]

Hail Prisus

Hail Prisus, full of Curry,
The God is with thee,
Blessed out thou amongst God's,
And blessed is the half price curtains of Curtain Wonderland,
Prisus.
Holy Prisus, Mother of Curry,
Pray for us voters now and at the hour of evictions.

Amen

This ABUSE of the Ave Maria.

 

[BigBrotherCritic]

----The Commandments of Pristianity----
Number One:
Thou shall not Nominate the Holy Prisus Christ
Number Two:
Thou shall not steal the Holy $10,000
Number Three:
Thou shall not say bad of the Holy Butter Chicken
Number Four:
Thou shall not make failure of the Holy Butter Chicken
Number Five:
Thou shall praise the half-price specials of Curtain Wonderland
Number Six:
Thou shall save the Holy Prisus Christ by ringing the Holy Number or texting The Holy Prisus Christ's Name if in the event she is placed into the red zone.
Number Seven:
Thou shall not blaspheme against the Holy Prisus Christ