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Post BB Housemate Antics - Part 3

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sbramham
3 hours ago
Cock muffins at Seventy7. Literally cock muffins. A hens night that I crashed...with cock muffins #cockmuffins

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I don't get why hens nights are so FOCUSED on PHALLUS.

Everything is PENIS ORIENTATED. Instead of celebrating THE BRIDE or the women in attendance THEMSELVES, it's all cock straws, penis cupcakes and boobie aprons.

Such a weird thing to focus on. Men usually get a stripper for the groom as a "last temptation/farewell" type of deal, then they just get drunk and have fun together. There's no VAGINA VODKA or CUNTCAKES.
 
I don't get why hens nights are so FOCUSED on PHALLUS.

Everything is PENIS ORIENTATED. Instead of celebrating THE BRIDE or the women in attendance THEMSELVES, it's all cock straws, penis cupcakes and boobie aprons.

Such a weird thing to focus on. Men usually get a stripper for the groom as a "last temptation/farewell" type of deal, then they just get drunk and have fun together. There's no VAGINA VODKA or CUNTCAKES.
It is so the virginal brides know what they are looking for on their wedding night....
 
I wonder what made Boog decide to get a palm tree tattoo?[DOUBLEPOST=1413634276][/DOUBLEPOST]tee_smyth
35 minutes ago · Morris Jones Restaurant & Cocktail Bar
Lollipop dessert at my favey fave @morrisjones_co thanks to the extremely talented @matthew_butcher.

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From the comments:

alexmougregChoke on it bitch

emcollitsYou are an asshole please go away

sophiesmallwoodYou can go fuck yourself. We paid $30 entry to eve bar to see you. Wow what a surprise.. you're not there. WASTE OUR MONEY SOME MORE THANKS MATE

tessmariiexo@tee_smyth I can't believe you lied to all your fans. I am so offended. We paid $39 to get in to eve bar to see you.

tessmariiexoYou are a lying cunt

Wonder what happened?
 
From the comments:

alexmougregChoke on it bitch

emcollitsYou are an asshole please go away

sophiesmallwoodYou can go fuck yourself. We paid $30 entry to eve bar to see you. Wow what a surprise.. you're not there. WASTE OUR MONEY SOME MORE THANKS MATE

tessmariiexo@tee_smyth I can't believe you lied to all your fans. I am so offended. We paid $39 to get in to eve bar to see you.

tessmariiexoYou are a lying cunt

Wonder what happened?
Pretty sure she was there - there is one photo posted of her there later on ..
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She often doesn't get there until later I think.
 
Pretty sure she was there - there is one photo posted of her there later on ..
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She often doesn't get there until later I think.

Yep, she commented on the dessert photo that she was most definitely there. There was no set time on the ad, so obviously those people just assumed that she would be there when they arrived and none thought to actually ask her what time she'd be there, they just assumed she was a no show.
 
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