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tee_smyth
1 minute ago · Palace Kino Cinema
Being pretty fancy at the YSL movie preview.

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Very nice they finally caught up.
 
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24th Jun 2014 | 2 notes
There’s more to gaps than the ones between your legs

Having a thigh gap (see: box gap) still seems to be the ultimate goal for a lot of young women. I will never, ever get one. My thighs have been the best of friends since I was little and no matter how much I exercise or diet, they will always touch. I find it absurd that we are so obsessed with a body part that, in actuality, doesn’t even exist! It’s not even a physical feature that can be touched. It’s the lacking of body that they’re after. It’s like saying, “I want to have more space that comes off my shoulder blades.” It’s air! It’s non-existent!



I believe there are more important gaps in life that we should be focussing on. Gaps in life that should be a higher priority than the ones between your legs.


It’s a plural thing. EyebrowS. If there is only one, get onto those tweezers and create a gap!




There are usually lines which dictate the space that you are advised to utilize for your vehicle. Generally, you should try and stay between said lines and preferably comfortably between them. I cannot be held responsible for any damage caused to your car if you have parked like an absolute asshat.




When we are lining up at the checkouts, or to get coffee, or to check in at the airport, please keep a suitable distance between us. I don’t want to smell you, hear you breathing down my neck, or turn slightly to the right and see your bug eyes all up in my grill.




They need to be spaced out evenly throughout the month. I don’t want to get them all at once. One a month is acceptable.




If there are spare seats elsewhere, do not sit next to me. If there are no seats elsewhere, of course you may sit next to me, but I don’t want your thighs touching my thighs, your arms touching my arms or your shoulders touching my shoulders. Or any of you, actually, touching any of me. Please & thank-you.




Don’t try to play hard-to-get with your texting time limits! If I text you, you fucking well reply. I know you have your phone on you. Don’t be a shithead. Just text me back!




Similar to replying to texts. Also, if I happen to just miss a call from you and call you back immediately and you DON’T answer? WHAT. THE. FUCK?




An iffy one. Some people prefer half an hour between courses. Some people want the next course as soon as they finish the previous. There should be some kind of discussion with your server prior to the start of the meal with to set expectations.




It’s your uterus. I get that. But seriously, don’t complain about having 5 children under 6 years old unless you had sextuplets.




Get. Off. My. Ass. Wankerknob!




I get that you can’t really help the date of your birth, but would you mind if we celebrated your Birthday in, say, another 6 weeks time? I just have so many other Birthdays this month, that’s all…




If there is a bike lane, use it. If there isn’t a bike lane, get as far over to the left hand side as possible and STAY THERE! If you’re part of some trendy cycling gang, SINGLE-FILE BITCHES!!!! I will seriously run you all down, otherwise.



What other life-gaps should we be more considerate of?

Now this blog from Mikayla I really like. More of this please Mikayla.
 
tee_smyth
1 minute ago · Palace Kino Cinema
Being pretty fancy at the YSL movie preview.

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Even though there is tongue poking ( which I know some people hate), I like this photo because it is fun and relaxed.
Looks like Wednesdays are their movie night catch ups (I'm still assuming that they went together to the movies last week)
Yes I'm also glad that Tully has finally posted a photo of them out together - after all they are friends and therefore have nothing to hide. Right?
 
Even though there is tongue poking ( which I know some people hate), I like this photo because it is fun and relaxed.
Looks like Wednesdays are their movie night catch ups (I'm still assuming that they went together to the movies last week)
Yes I'm also glad that Tully has finally posted a photo of them out together - after all they are friends and therefore have nothing to hide. Right?

It so sweet them having a date night on Wednesdays.
 
@tee_smyth: @YSL movie preview with the prettiest handbag I could find, @drewanthony88. http://t.co/77lrUK1X31

Tully also posted the same photo on twitter with the above comment. LOL. I'm with Tully on the handbag comment. I wouldn't mind that handbag on my arm too.
 
So are the SS at a business type thing? Well if they are they should really be dressing a little more professionally in like I dunno different outfits.
 
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