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    Tully Smyth ‏@tee_smyth 4h
    It's so cute how @timdormer thinks I'll pick up if he calls me every morning.



    tim dormer ‏@timdormer 1h
    @tee_smyth GRRRRRRR! Pickup pickup pickup! You love making me beg don't you!
 
Rohan Mirchandaney ‏@metaRohan 59s
Just what I was looking for actually. http://www.dailydot.com/technology/fleshlight-launchpad-ipad-sex/…


Since the movie Her came out, we’ve become increasingly conscious of our intense, near-fetishistic relationship with our mobile devices. So it’s inevitable that someone would come out with a product that allows you to literally have sex with them.

Introducing the LaunchPAD (NSFW), a detachable masturbation sleeve that straps on your iPad and lets you do naughty, naughty things to it. Let us now take a minute to marvel at human ingenuity and its interminable bounty. (In other news, mankind has yet to come up with a cure for the common cold).

LaunchPAD is the brainchild of Fleshlight, the male sex toy company that creates lifelike masturbation sleeves in the shape of a flashlight. The press release for LaunchPAD says the device is “enabling the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Facetime or Skype. Translation, in non-PR speak: “OMIGOD YOU GUYS WE TOTALLY MADE A THING THAT WILL LET YOU BONE YOUR IPAD.”

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http://www.dailydot.com/technology/fleshlight-launchpad-ipad-sex/
 
o_O i came in to read Tim's daily article. nothing :conf:



tim dormer ‏@timdormer 56m
@alyza_westman SHIT.

alyza ‏@alyza_westman 54m
@timdormer awww, how come??

tim dormer‏@timdormer · 1h
@alyza_westman soooooooo any annoying things. I'm just staying inside trying to keep out of trouble.

But Tim said trouble was his middle name. Wonder what trouble he is in now, and from who?

And why no DM article following up on the OK article about JJ - I'd have thought that would have been worth another few DM articles?


  1. Alicia V ‏@LeeshieV 6h
    @timdormer Hi Mr. Long time no see! I see you're loving our stories :) Could I get a follow back to send you a quick DM? Cheers x

    tim dormer‏@timdormer
@LeeshieV Hello! Yes this week I feel as though it's been the daily (Tim dormer) mail... Slow news week?
 
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