You shuld do a podcast,
@Luke Blundell. First you can start talking about Big Brother, then you can move into more serious stuff like overseas conflicts and geo-political tensions. Then you can start smoking a cigar, a fine cuban cigar, and you can go "The way I see it...", then you would start coughing terribly, and you would go to the doctors, and the doctor would tell you to stop smoking, but you say that an anonymous internet poster advised you to do it, and the doctor say that that's stupid, so you agree to quit, but quitting is so hard when you live next to a cigar factory, so you decide to blow the cigar factory up, but you don't know how to that, so you google it, but googling it gets you arrested and you land in jail.