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Mmmmm, this makes for an interesting read.... http://womansday.ninemsn.com.au/tvfilmsbooks/8619499/mkr-uncut-its-all-fake

We would never have thought it was staged..... would we?
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The fakeness doesn't really bother me because I'm not into cooking anyway, especially pretentious cooking. I got hooked on these shows because they are kinda like Survivor. With cooking.
 
Meglos said:
The fakeness doesn't really bother me because I'm not into cooking anyway, especially pretentious cooking. I got hooked on these shows because they are kinda like Survivor. With cooking.
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Yeah I get that..... Still watching but maybe not as keenly as before the move to the new location.
 
It's entertaining, I would say the cooking skills are not faked!!!
The race against the clock to cook meals in hopes to meet Manu and Pete's standards certainly entertains me.
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Meglos said:
The fakeness doesn't really bother me because I'm not into cooking anyway, especially pretentious cooking. I got hooked on these shows because they are kinda like Survivor. With cooking.
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Same and the other night when they had to hop in the car and drive to the Market as quickly as possible I was getting Amazing Race vibes lol.
 
I like it as light entertainment, same as Big Brother dont take it seriously, however it the girls say babe once more, I'm going through the TV screen and strangle them.
 
I know I'm odd but I love all the 'babes'.........it cracks me up, it's like a mantra, like women tennis grunting, like lawyers use with respect for fillers and to politely tell you get stuffed, they are using it like punctuation at times.....

How anyone can hate on these 2 in this farce is beyond me.

I allways love the supposed villians in MKR because it's a comedy, and they are the ones who bring the biggest laughs.

You cannot take this insane and weird show as a serious cooking thing, or about being nice, or anything other than thinking well on your feet and providing entertainment, looking good or warm on screen or creating something colourful or strange as your persona.

These 2 are funny. They haven't done anything horrid to anyone, they have been fair markers - others having been bullshitting and backstabbinga plenty and smug fauxsausageman shits me more than these 2, and the droning of Dad & Dave and his creeping around - he's more like an old grandpa.
 
well I dislike the womens grunting mute the one that do it, watch all tennis, and as much as I think the girls can cook, babes drive me silly,although a few of them have to go first before them.
 
kenn said:
well I dislike the womens grunting mute the one that do it, watch all tennis, and as much as I think the girls can cook, babes drive me silly,although a few of them have to go first before them.
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Definite plus one to this.
 
...this is going to be a big read if you can be bothered to go with it but I have a theory on how to stop Ashlee and Sophia from saying 'babe' every three seconds... this is how they carry on now...

..."Hey babe!... yes babe?... we're gonna nail this aren't we babe?... too right babe!... hey babe!... yes babe?... we're great aren't we babe?... yes babe!... hey babe!... yes babe?... our Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls are gonna win aren't they babe?... Yes babe!... Hey babe!... Yes babe?... our Cambodian and Vietmanese sweet and sour lotus flower dip for the Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls are going to impress Manu and Pete aren't they babe?... Yes babe!... Hey babe!... Yes babe?...our Cambodian and Vietmenese Lychee and lemon grass coated jelly balls are gonna be great aren't they babe?... yes babe!... hey babe!... yes babe?... we're the best eh babe?... yes babe!"...

...now... what if all of the other contestants put their heads together and came up with a plan to stop them both constantly saying 'babe'... here is a plan that I thought of to help them... every time that they are cooking their dishes in the heat of the moment the rest of the contestants should say things like.... "add 500 grams of salt in with that babe"... or even... "cook it at 400[SUP]0[/SUP] instead of 200[SUP]0[/SUP] babe" in between each others commands to each other... for instance... (The words in blue are from the other contestants)...

..."Hey babe!... yes babe?... we're gonna nail this aren't we babe?... no way babe!... what babe?... I mean yes babe!...hey babe!... yes babe?... we're great aren't we babe?... well I am babe!... what do you mean babe?... I mean yes babe!... hey babe!... yes babe?... our Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls are gonna win aren't they babe?... it will if you add 500 grams of salt to it babe!... are you sure babe?... yes babe!... Hey babe!... Yes babe?... our Cambodian and Vietmanese sweet and sour lotus flower dip for the Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls are going to impress Manu and Pete aren't they babe?... they'll probably spew their guts up babe!... why babe?... because you're cooking tastes like shit babe!... piss off babe!... up yours babe!... why... what's wrong with my Cambodian and Vietmanese sweet and sour lotus flower dip for the Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls babe?... cook it at 400[SUP]0[/SUP] instead of 200[SUP]0[/SUP] babe!... are you sure babe?... yes babe!... if you say so babe!...

...(after adding the extra 500 grams of salt in with it and cooking it at 400[SUP]0[/SUP] instead of 200[SUP]0[/SUP] it turns into a total disaster and they then have to go into the 'sudden death' round and then they turn on each other)...

...Hey babe!... (Ashlee hits Sophia with a spatula)... what the?... why did you do that babe?... because you asked me to add the extra 500 grams of salt in with it and cook it at 400[SUP]0[/SUP] instead of 200[SUP]0[/SUP]babe!... (Sophia hits Ashlee with an egg whisk)... I didn't babe!... yes you did babe!... no I didn't babe!... yes you friggin did babe!"... (Ashlee stabs Sophia in the hand with a fork... etc etc...

...I'm sure that you get the gist of it... all the other contestants have to do is to keep throwing in commands followed by the word 'babe' in the heat of the moment and it will cause chaos between the two!... too easy!!!...

...all the above was said to get a chuckle or two...they both annoy the shit out of me but if they leave the show it will become a lot duller methinks...

...let's face it... the editors have got onto the fact that Ashlee and Sophia say 'babe' all the time to each other and that they edit the 'babe' into the monologues closer together to emphasise it even more... speaking of the editing... tonight's 'major drama' for instance was that they dropped some bloody meatballs... big whoop!... they had shitloads more as a backup to cater for as many as they needed... but the editing yet again made it look like the end of the world was upon us... but... as they say... it brings in the ratings doesn't it?... I suppose that I could stop watching it so as not to get annoyed about it but it's like watching a shitty movie until the end to see if it gets any better... you can't help yourself... cheers.
 
I suppose that I could stop watching it so as not to get annoyed about it but it's like watching a shitty movie until the end to see if it gets any better... you can't help yourself... cheers.

I wish I could stop watching it. but I just cant help myself.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...this is going to be a big read if you can be bothered to go with it but I have a theory on how to stop Ashlee and Sophia from saying 'babe' every three seconds... this is how they carry on now...

..."Hey babe!... yes babe?... we're gonna nail this aren't we babe?... too right babe!... hey babe!... yes babe?... we're great aren't we babe?... yes babe!... hey babe!... yes babe?... our Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls are gonna win aren't they babe?... Yes babe!... Hey babe!... Yes babe?... our Cambodian and Vietmanese sweet and sour lotus flower dip for the Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls are going to impress Manu and Pete aren't they babe?... Yes babe!... Hey babe!... Yes babe?...our Cambodian and Vietmenese Lychee and lemon grass coated jelly balls are gonna be great aren't they babe?... yes babe!... hey babe!... yes babe?... we're the best eh babe?... yes babe!"...

...now... what if all of the other contestants put their heads together and came up with a plan to stop them both constantly saying 'babe'... here is a plan that I thought of to help them... every time that they are cooking their dishes in the heat of the moment the rest of the contestants should say things like.... "add 500 grams of salt in with that babe"... or even... "cook it at 400[SUP]0[/SUP] instead of 200[SUP]0[/SUP] babe" in between each others commands to each other... for instance... (The words in blue are from the other contestants)...

..."Hey babe!... yes babe?... we're gonna nail this aren't we babe?... no way babe!... what babe?... I mean yes babe!...hey babe!... yes babe?... we're great aren't we babe?... well I am babe!... what do you mean babe?... I mean yes babe!... hey babe!... yes babe?... our Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls are gonna win aren't they babe?... it will if you add 500 grams of salt to it babe!... are you sure babe?... yes babe!... Hey babe!... Yes babe?... our Cambodian and Vietmanese sweet and sour lotus flower dip for the Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls are going to impress Manu and Pete aren't they babe?... they'll probably spew their guts up babe!... why babe?... because you're cooking tastes like shit babe!... piss off babe!... up yours babe!... why... what's wrong with my Cambodian and Vietmanese sweet and sour lotus flower dip for the Cambodian and Vietmenese deep-fried chocolate asparagus and chilli dim-Sim balls babe?... cook it at 400[SUP]0[/SUP] instead of 200[SUP]0[/SUP] babe!... are you sure babe?... yes babe!... if you say so babe!...

...(after adding the extra 500 grams of salt in with it and cooking it at 400[SUP]0[/SUP] instead of 200[SUP]0[/SUP] it turns into a total disaster and they then have to go into the 'sudden death' round and then they turn on each other)...

...Hey babe!... (Ashlee hits Sophia with a spatula)... what the?... why did you do that babe?... because you asked me to add the extra 500 grams of salt in with it and cook it at 400[SUP]0[/SUP] instead of 200[SUP]0[/SUP]babe!... (Sophia hits Ashlee with an egg whisk)... I didn't babe!... yes you did babe!... no I didn't babe!... yes you friggin did babe!"... (Ashlee stabs Sophia in the hand with a fork... etc etc...

...I'm sure that you get the gist of it... all the other contestants have to do is to keep throwing in commands followed by the word 'babe' in the heat of the moment and it will cause chaos between the two!... too easy!!!...

...all the above was said to get a chuckle or two...they both annoy the shit out of me but if they leave the show it will become a lot duller methinks...

...let's face it... the editors have got onto the fact that Ashlee and Sophia say 'babe' all the time to each other and that they edit the 'babe' into the monologues closer together to emphasise it even more... speaking of the editing... tonight's 'major drama' for instance was that they dropped some bloody meatballs... big whoop!... they had shitloads more as a backup to cater for as many as they needed... but the editing yet again made it look like the end of the world was upon us... but... as they say... it brings in the ratings doesn't it?... I suppose that I could stop watching it so as not to get annoyed about it but it's like watching a shitty movie until the end to see if it gets any better... you can't help yourself... cheers.
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OMG Do you know Bernie? I'd love to read your stuff, but it's far too long!
 
moonchild said:
OMG Do you know Bernie? I'd love to read your stuff, but it's far too long!
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...Bernie?... Bernie?... that's okay moonchild lol!... but I did say at the beginning...


...this is going to be a big read if you can be bothered to go with it but I have a theory on how to stop Ashlee and Sophia from saying 'babe' every three seconds... this is how they carry on now...
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...I have to agree though... I do tend to prattle on sometimes lol!... cheers.
 
I love Angela and Melina's sense of humour. Seriously they make me laugh nearly every episode. Mostly because they pay themselves out I think.

And where did Ashlee and Sophia magically get more meat balls? I thought they dropped them on the ground and then all of a sudden they have meat ball sandwiches? Was there a little dirt in the meat balls, perhaps? Zoo poo?

It must be exhausting being Joanna always having to prop up Jenna emotionally. Get a grip, cupcake! And stop looking like someone kicked you in the abs when you are waiting for the critiques.

Tonight should be interesting. Angela and Melina and Ashlee and Sophia all on the same team? *popcorn*
"We'll never be friends." Oh damn. I'm sure that's a crushing blow to Angela and Melina. How will they ever go on?!
 
Anyone find the promotion of this show always gives away who's going? They tend to over promote people just before they leave. From the current ads they give the italian mommas the most airtime and hardly touch their competition. Last week the Father and Son were on BH&G and they leave next.

That's leaving aside the fact the ads often lie and overly dramatise everything (Must be the same people who do the Today Tonight Ads)
 
Didn't you feel for the poor Bondi guys, getting a perfect score for something they had no clue about and then dumped into frenzy cooking because the Italians are all show and no substance - the bitchy twins, well seems they are justified most of the food they have eaten is probably disgusting....

My faves are doing fine, Jake, and the mean girls, and the bondi guys are nice.
 
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