Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh for fug's sake!... STOP TALKING SHIT BEN WILL YA?... actually... STOP TALKING AT ALL!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Kristen's gonna be fine, they'll love her inventiveness

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

OMG Samira's dish sounds phenomenal (although I would use lamb instead of kangaroo)

...sadly delcan it doesn't matter one iota as to what it tastes like... if Gary and George want her gone she will be gone regardless... food tasting good being a factor died a weeks ago on this show I'm afraid... cheers.

 

[delcan]

You're stressing me out Brendan. Don't let undercooked meat take you out again!

 

[Evan44]

Oh damn, Brendan!
You know it, you know Gary and George are looking for any reason to get you out

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...tell them that it is Sushi if it's undercooked Brendan... just say that it was how the Aborigines ate it before discovering fire or something?... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Brendan........reveal you're related to Ben, that might save you ha

 

[Evan44]

Alas Brendan isn't female and pretty and he isn't Tamara or Big Red..........worried for him now

 

[delcan]

Please let Brendan's Barra be ok.

Get lost Ben!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."7 minutes... 7 minutes to go!... (until we get rid of one of YOUR favourites!)"... says Gary under his breath... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'm feeling confident for once that Jess will survive this at least... I just hope that Samira and Kristen are safe now... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

I wonder how many of these contestants have even seen a camera before.

 

[Evan44]

Got a dreadful feeling they punt Brendan, and go apeshit over Ben's.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...why are there no Croc's approaching them on the river banks during all of that?... surely they're around?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

NOOOOO, Ben first

 

[Meglos]

Wow, Sashi and Reece are avoiding Chloe like the plague

Reece ALWAYS supports Jess, it's very sweet.

 

[Evan44]

Oh lord, are George and Matt going shirtless? That's one surprise I don't need

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...first words out of Gary's mouth about Ben's dish... "I think that that looks fantastic!"... oh really Gary?... who woulda thunk that eh?... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Yes, I love how Reece supports Jess, I get the feeling they're good friends in the house

 

[delcan]

I'm so gutted