Masterchef 2018

[Evan44]

Oh god............we knew it Mr Stickyfingers............bye Brendan, Ben's headed for the final 5 if they can contrive to take out Sashi and Khanh or Reece

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh lord, are George and Matt going shirtless? That's one surprise I don't need

...I honestly thought that if Matt ever took his cravat off that all of these mutiple chins would come billowing out like a river lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

This is going to awkward being on a boat when someone is eliminated

 

[Evan44]

Well, I think my prediction of a final 4 featuring Ben and Chloe is looking good[DOUBLEPOST=1530786498][/DOUBLEPOST]Brendan's about to walk the plank, when it's bloody Gary and George who should be fed to the crocs

 

[Beachsands]

Got a dreadful feeling they punt Brendan, and go apeshit over Ben's.

Well you’re right there. I don’t think that Brendan’s fish looks underdone.

 

[Evan44]

Um, where on earth are Sashi, Reece, Khahn and Chloe? Did they miss the boat or something?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and it begins... they already know full well that it's undercooked because one of the crew would've already told them... they cannot act for shit!... I'm worried about Samira too now... I just KNOW that it'll be either Samira or Brendan that will be going tonight for sure... Samira is one of my girls so I hope that she survives this more so than Brendan at this stage... (sorry Brendan fans)... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that 'Pointless' show would be a great show if they actually had 'Gogglebox' type of families playing it as it aired as they show in the Ad I reckon... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...yeah yeah you morons... just say goodbye to Brendan and be done with it you aresholes!... they better leave my Samira alone because I'm actually worried for her now... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Off topic - but I think Brendan and Jess would make a super cute couple

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...YES!!!!!!!!!... I love you so much Samira!... well done my sweet lovely lady!!!!!... woooohoooooooooooooooooo!... now kill them too Jess... PLEASE!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Off topic - but I think Brendan and Jess would make a super cute couple

...haha!... now that you say that delcan... yes they would!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...yup!... as I said... it'll be either Brendan or Jess for sure... sorry again Brendan fans but I really want Jess to survive this more than him unfortunately... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...haha!... now that you say that delcan... yes they would!... cheers.

Haha, I first thought of when they were taking photos and they seemed so close in such a romantic setting.

*romantic Delcan runs away and hides*

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Sashi was wise to use his pin methinks!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

...yeah yeah you morons... just say goodbye to Brendan and be done with it you aresholes!... they better leave my Samira alone because I'm actually worried for her now... cheers.

I’m more worried about sweet Jess. I thought that the pork wasn’t rendered enough!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Haha, I first thought of when they were taking photos and they seemed so close in such a romantic setting.

*romantic Delcan runs away and hides*

...I'm a die hard Romantic too so I'll hide with you lol!... but yes... wouldn't it be great if we found out that they had started dating after the show finished?... that would be 'true love'... not 'Bach or Love Island love'... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...great!... Samira and Kristen are safe!... please let Jess be too!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

BOOOOOOO!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I am so stressing right now... oh wow!... my Jess is safe!!!!!... but my heart goes out to Brendan so much the poor bagger... cheers.