Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...what pisses me off is that it is so blatantly obvious as to what Gary is doing... he's trying to manipulate the outcome as per fuggin' usual and... there's sweet fug all that we can do about it either... what a soft prick... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Great, Red Head is captain.

Faaaark!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...by the way... WHERE"S MY FUZZ??????????... I need my Fuzz fix!... it's been days now... FUZZ... FUZZ... whereart thou my friend?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Gary is overdue for his hassling of the Red team... his watch might have stopped or something?... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Problem is I can't see either Jess or Kristen beating Big Red if they are the bottom 3. I can just see the judges faking how sorry they are as they make Jess cry again while praising Red and ignoring Kristen, the sods.

I love Jess and Kristen.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I cannot wait to see how they bail out the Blue team after this shitfest with the smoke to save Big Reds team... they'll probably say that the smoke 'enhanced the flavour' and will commend Big Red for her 'innovative cooking and running of the team' no doubt?... just wait and see... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...I cannot wait to see how they bail out the Blue team after this shitfest with the smoke to save Big Reds team... they'll probably say that the smoke 'enhanced the flavour' and will commend Big Red for her 'innovative cooking and running of the team' no doubt?... just wait and see... cheers.

"smokey" fish

 

[Meglos]

Kahnh doesn't know what 'intrinsically' means, bless.

Ben excited that there are restaurants and bars. Well I think he's excited, it's hard to tell with that monotone.

"I love fish sauce caramel!"
SAID NO ONE EVER.

 

[delcan]

The Guest judge reminds them this is not the Red Head show

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so which teams food are they tasting at the moment?... oh... um... don't worry... they're having edible orgasms over the Blue's team of course... they can hardly pretend that it's a 'blind' test afterall can they?... lol!... it looks like the Red team will be fighting it out tomorrow night obviously... even before they actually taste their food!... Bastards!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Kahnh : "I've got Gary breathing down my neck".
You have our sympathies.
And we thought it was only the young girls...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."we shall see!" says Gary about the impending Red teams Cauliflower dish... he's already made his mind up so what's the point in carrying out this charade?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Big chunk of cauliflower, not my cup of tea.

 

[oddjob]

Blue is through, red is dead.

 

[Beachsands]

Haha, Khanh - "I don't know what intrinsically means". Nor do they Judges, Khanh.

Probably whatever dish Red Head makes

I thought that that was gorgeous, I like Khanh.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Kahnh : "I've got Gary breathing down my neck".
You have our sympathies.
And we thought it was only the young girls...

...... fug me dead that is sooooo fuggin' funny Meglos but sadly... so true lol!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

...by the way... WHERE"S MY FUZZ??????????... I need my Fuzz fix!... it's been days now... FUZZ... FUZZ... whereart thou my friend?... cheers.

Yeah I’m missing Fuzz as well. Heart is broken.

 

[oddjob]

The real problem with the Cadbury ad isn’t that Gary shares his chocolate, it’s that Gary has friends at all.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Blue is through, red is dead.

...you're a Poet
and you know it!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

The real problem with the Cadbury ad isn’t that Gary shares his chocolate, it’s that Gary has friends at all.

...ha!... what a good point that you have there my friend lol!... cheers.