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Masterchef 2018

Yep I’m a huge fan of proper butcher shops. While my wrist was broken they cut up stuff for me. Just lovely boys and a girl. I haven’t eaten red meat for about two months and I’m fanging.
Me too. Got a local butcher I frequent and he always greets me with "What do feel like for dinner tonight young fella"
Prefer that to "Number 345. Number 345" that you get at Coles meat department.
 
Me too. Got a local butcher I frequent and he always greets me with "What do feel like for dinner tonight young fella"
Prefer that to "Number 345. Number 345" that you get at Coles meat department.

...it's even worse when they call out "Number 345. Number 345" and you have Number 406... bastards!... cheers.
 
YAY!! Big Red and Chloe in the bottom 4.
BOOOOO!!! Jess is too.
Before the ad break Kahn was about to guess, i hope he gets it right and Ben gets one wrong.

LOL at Jess and the "fat ones and thin ones". Matt Preston joked that she's talking about the judges, he's the only one humble enough to do that, Gary wouldn't have.
 
Me too. Got a local butcher I frequent and he always greets me with "What do feel like for dinner tonight young fella"
Prefer that to "Number 345. Number 345" that you get at Coles meat department.
Yep I used to drive about 40 minutes to Brett at Burringbar. Still a fabulous butcher and he sells my mate’s beef, but the lovely guys at Casuarina Meat Merchants also sell another friend’s moo cows
 
...it's even worse when they call out "Number 345. Number 345" and you have Number 406... bastards!... cheers.
And there is a great art watching a true butcher at work de-boning a cut or providing advice.
As opposed to a pimply teenage coles slave taking 10 minutes to slice a 200gram piece of rump and inadvertently slicing off a digit in the process.
I like my meat but not that bloody.
 
There will be 5 boys left, out of 15, if Brendan is out.
Too much to hope for that Bed Red or whiny Chloe would go home.[DOUBLEPOST=1528366810][/DOUBLEPOST]Jess in trouble too - as Reece predicted, she overpowered the dressing

Chloe will make it to the end. That is why I don't watch Masterchef anymore.. It seems like they pick a favourite and they end up going to the end.
 
.....I don't think that there has been one show where Big Red doesn't praise up her meal (even though it's sadly mediocre at times) whereby she hasn't said anything bad about it... it's always "I'm so happy with dish and it has incredibly good blah blah blah!"... it's so annoying where she always praises herself up to the cameras ala Tamara... grrrrrr!... cheers.
 
The people who got the most airtime in the audition episodes usually make it to the final 10.
Another sign - who up on the gantry of those not in the eliminations gets more camera time than others...........tonight it's Reece and Kahn and Ben and that blonde girl with glasses
 
.....I don't think that there has been one show where Big Red doesn't praise up her meal (even though it's sadly mediocre at times) whereby she hasn't said anything bad about it... it's always "I'm so happy with dish and it has incredibly good blah blah blah!"... it's so annoying where she always praises herself up to the cameras ala Tamara... grrrrrr!... cheers.

Watch her and Chloe be final 2. Calling it now.
 
YAY!! Big Red and Chloe in the bottom 4.
BOOOOO!!! Jess is too.
Before the ad break Kahn was about to guess, i hope he gets it right and Ben gets one wrong.

LOL at Jess and the "fat ones and thin ones". Matt Preston joked that she's talking about the judges, he's the only one humble enough to do that, Gary wouldn't have.

...haha!... that is soooooo true isn't it?... lol!... cheers.
 
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