Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."you're gonna risk it on the brisket eh?... chi-ching!"... yup!... really great words there Georgey Boy... dumb-arsed dipshit... still trying to get Australia to adopt one of your "boom boom shake the room" type of catchprases eh?... **shakes head**... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Brendan's going home, calling it now.

 

[Fuzz]

Cmon. Now the contestants are obviously told to shill Coles too.
Silly contestants,
They dont get their cut of the meat tray from Coles like Stone does.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Gary was dying to slip his tenderloin into the meat cabinet.

...so is that what he calls his sweet Red eh?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Hopefully Chloe will hack this piece of beef to pieces like she hacked the prawns and marron

 

[Evan44]

Sarah, stop hogging the camera

 

[Fuzz]

Im unplugging the TV if Gary starts with rump jokes.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so!... "World Renown Chef Curtis Stone" is now regulated down to being a mere lowly butcher behind the counter at Coles now eh?... oh how the not so mighty has fallen in stature eh?... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Good evening Mr Sticky and all
Guess your cuts of meat, eh?

Bugger I would have said boerwurst as well. I’m usually good at the food indents challenges.

 

[Evan44]

Let's hope Gary and George don't display their "rumps"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Big Red's getting a lot of airtime and talking time at the moment... could she be getting the 'piss off!' edit?... are we that lucky?... she just mentioned her husband too which is never a good sign... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Jess was sounding very croaky in her recaps.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Let's hope Gary and George don't display their "rumps"

...OMG!... now THERE'S a vision that can never be unseen!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Let's hope Gary and George don't display their "rumps"

Dont think theyve invented TV's big enough yet.
Besides. TV's are smart these days and wouldnt make themselves sick.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Dont think theyve invented TV's big enough yet.
Besides. TV's are smart these days and wouldnt make themselves sick.

...bwahaha!... funny as!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Dangerous but simple? WTF.
Pass the billy stonehead

 

[Meglos]

BIG RED opens the show, hopefully that's an omen.
"I have a lot more to show the judges".
Yes, we bet you do. But can you cook?

 

[Fuzz]

Reece back in "inactive" mode in the gallery.

 

[Beachsands]

"I miss the classic butchers shops in Australia. You dont get them in the states."
*cue coles shilling by stonehead in advertisement*
LOL

Yep I’m a huge fan of proper butcher shops. While my wrist was broken they cut up stuff for me. Just lovely boys and a girl. I haven’t eaten red meat for about two months and I’m fanging.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...with Big Red and Chloe being the worse cooks on this show and if they survive this and either Jess or Brendan go then I will ... I will... fuggin' swear my fuggin' fugged head off until I fuggin' can't fuggin' swear any fuggin' more!... and then I will fuggin' sulk... and probably fuggin' cry... it better not fuggin' happen... grrrrrrr!... cheers.