Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I love it when Matt puts food in his mouth because his eyes look to one side if he's planning a death of someone by a Hitman or something lol!... cheers.

...haha!... as I said... lol!... cheers.

...say what?... why did that Gif expire?... um... I'll try posting it again methinks!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

That's also his sex face.

I apologise for the mental image.

I imagine he likes to keep a spoon handy so he can bang it on the side table at the appropriate moment.

 

[oddjob]

I wonder if he takes the cravat off.

 

[Fuzz]

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...not a Photoshop but just a comparison... I said that there was a 'Last Supper' vibe about it didn't I?... lol!... cheers.

George "Iscariot" Columbaris.
Betraying and short changing the disciples.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...evenin' all... I'm ready... I'm steady and I'm set to GO!... and... I'll get this in early... shut up redhead!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

I wonder if he takes the cravat off.

Its known in the trade as a food connoisseur's bib.
After the finishing off the meal it is removed and then sucked dry to guarantee the absorption of every morsel.
It is quite graphic so not often seen on TV due to the PG rating and timeslot.

 

[oddjob]

Evening all.

George "Iscariot" Columbaris.
Betraying and short changing the disciples.

He did once try to pay them in loaves and fishes.

 

[Fuzz]

...evenin' all... I'm ready... I'm steady and I'm set to GO!... and... I'll get this in early... shut up redhead!... cheers.

Mr S bolting early out of the gates. Love it.
Oh. Wonderful.
Curtis Stonehead.

 

[Evan44]

Good evening Mr Sticky and all
Guess your cuts of meat, eh?

 

[Fuzz]

Evening all.



He did once try to pay them in loaves and fishes.

Mouldy and rotten.
The Iscariot way

 

[oddjob]

Its known in the trade as a food connoisseur's bib.
After the finishing off the meal it is removed and then sucked dry to guarantee the absorption of every morsel.
It is quite graphic so not often seen on TV due to the PG rating and timeslot.

Crikey.

 

[Evan44]

Hoping against hope that the red monster goes home, bet she won't though.
Ought to be advantage Ben, as he's a butcher

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Curtis fuggin' Stone... **yawn!**... and... one of them goes home just because they don't know the name of an ingredient?... how the fug does that dictate whether they're a good cook or not?... how is that fair?...so we're apparently going to lose one of OUR favourites because of that?... how fuggin' ridiculous is that?... (but not if it's Big Red that goes of course)... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Most importantly-free labour.

 

[kxk]

Go Jess, Brendan.....shit heaps of likeables in the black death episode......

Here for a short while, until the stress gets too heavy

Yuck boring Cursed Stone, well he doesn't do anything too fancy does he?

 

[Evan44]

Frigging Curtis Stone, as if Coles needs any more free plugs

 

[Fuzz]

Butchers shop Stonehead?
You mean the meat department at Coles.

 

[Fuzz]

Gary with his "O" face.
Overstuffed.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...with George holding that knife block and with all of them pulling out a knife at the same time I had a vision of Julius Caesar shouting out "et tu Brutus!" for some reason lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... here comes the first victim... Chloe... she knows nothing lol!... cheers.