Masterchef 2018

[Fuzz]

...aw bugger!... redhead's carrot dish got good reviews... now we'll never shut her up!... and... George saying "I can't believe that you ran down to COLES and produced such a first class restaurant meal!" (or words to that effect)... yep!... well done George... a few more bucks coming your way from Coles for getting in yet another plug... what a turd!... cheers.

I woulda gone to Woolies.

 

[Beachsands]

Dunno about being funny. Gary eating is serious business.
Ask him.
But thank you.

What about when he shoved that giant forkful of noodles in his mouth.

 

[Fuzz]

Bet your staff dont George.
They dont have enough money to buy Swisse with their non-wages.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Looks like I took an unscheduled nap.

Uh carrot top has given us carrot tops?

Oh you know you get it in Gary!

...WAKEY WAKEY!... rise and shine my friend!... you've joined us just in time to see redhead get immunity for cooking Carrots of all things and now can look forward to her shouting out instructions to everyone because she's a 'professional Chef' now lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

What about when he shoved that giant forkful of noodles in his mouth.

All work and no play makes gary a hungry boy.
Could I interest you in a foot long Mars bar gary?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...you all do realise that redhead will be even less tolerable now that she's the 'Queen of Chefs' in her head... this will not be pretty methinks!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

All work and no play makes gary a hungry boy.
Could I interest you in a foot long Mars bar gary?

...as an appetiser?... probably... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Let's see who botches this the most.

My money is on Ben

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...there goes redhead up in the Gallery giving her nod of approval for the ingredients that she was putting in... **yawn!**... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...WAKEY WAKEY!... rise and shine my friend!... you've joined us just in time to see redhead get immunity for cooking Carrots of all things and now can look forward to her shouting out instructions to everyone because she's a 'professional Chef' now lol!... cheers.

My brain is still a bit discombobulated.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Let's see who botches this the most.

My monies on Ben

...I think Ben... they made a big song and dance about him in the Ads... so... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

I really hate honey with a passion that knows no bounds.

 

[Fuzz]

...as an appetiser?... probably... lol!... cheers.

More of a palate cleanser. Thats what gary says to justify having a 10 course trough every night.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...did George just say "boom boom shake the room!" just then?... maaaaaaaaaaate!... it didn't take off as a catchphrase last year so why start the pathetic saying off again this year?... you need new material sunshine!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

My brain is still a bit discombobulated.

...hahaha!... 'discombobulated' always reminds me of Sherlock Holmes lol!... weird I know but it does lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

...did George just say "boom boom shake the room!" just then?... maaaaaaaaaaate!... it didn't take off as a catchphrase last year so why start the pathetic saying off again this year?... you need new material sunshine!... cheers.

George is struggling but its entirely his fault.
He didnt pay his catchphrase writer the wages he was owed.

 

[kxk]

I am passively watching, ie I don't know enough MC ......why is Red up there???

Love Island 10pm, or 10.30pm.....and they have cut the late shows until Thursday stuffing up our schedule

 

[Beachsands]

George is struggling but its entirely his fault.
He didnt pay his catchphrase writer the wages he was owed.

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I am passively watching, ie I don't know enough MC ......why is Red up there???

Love Island 10pm, or 10.30pm.....and they have cut the late shows until Thursday stuffing up our schedule

Noooo

 

[delcan]

Here the judges are to shit stir Reece

 

[delcan]

Sashi is so positive. It's refreshing