Masterchef 2018

[Fuzz]

I can make an 8 hour toasted sandwich.
Come home drunk and put the the cheese toastie in the breville and promptly fall asleep.

 

[delcan]

When did they tell us it was the best 2 dishes, not the best 3?

Edit: I'm glad Samira got through. Would have preferred Brendan over Reece

 

[delcan]

Well, I got the bottom 3

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Bottom 3: Michelle, Chloe, Ben

Top 3: Khanh, Brendan and Hoda/Samira

...well you picked Samira as a winner and Michelle/Ben and Chloe as losers so bloody well done delcan!... cheers.

 

[Affable]

It would have sounded better if Gordon said to the contestants to get a grip or f&*^ off!

 

[Affable]

It has just finished... See some of you for Love Island at 10.20

 

[delcan]

...well you picked Samira as a winner and Michelle/Ben and Chloe as losers so bloody well done delcan!... cheers.

They have done a lot of work to improve their editing this year so it isn't so obvious who is top 3/bottom 3 etc. which I appreciate. They spent hardly any time on Reece and Samira was being criticised about her buns when she was on cameras. Kudos to the editors

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well that was good fun my friends... there weren't too many surprises on what was going to happen (Ben for one... what a twonk!)... thanks for all of the fun... see you all tomorrow night hopefully... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

G’night all. Thanks for the fun. Good results tonight.

 

[Fuzz]

It has just finished... See some of you for Love Island at 10.20

Ill try and make it @Affable but I still might be busy preparing my hour and half slice of buttered bread.

 

[delcan]

Ill try and make it @Affable but I still might be busy preparing my hour and half slice of buttered bread.

Make it raw and deconstructed. Flour, yeast, water and butter in a bowl

 

[Meglos]

About halfway through here. I have to say Gordon doesn't impress me at all, either in personality or his cooking.

 

[Meglos]

Most are cooking with peas. That's me out right there, absolutely disgusting,

 

[Meglos]

Matt simply spiffing in pink.

He's rocking the Barney look tonight.

Bit old to have the boy band hairdo Gordo.

Not sure about Gordon's hairstyle

It's more A Flock Of Seagulls than Backstreet Boys.


Someone just said they were aiming for "gastro pub" tonight. I'm sure I've eaten at a few pubs with the risk of gastro, not really something I'd be hoping for.

 

[Meglos]

Ewwww, dehydrated peas. Peas are gross enough as is

Thank you! Most people treat me like I'm mad.

 

[Meglos]

I want to see Brendan's hand!!!

"Do you want to see a picture?"
George reaches for a bucket.

 

[Meglos]

...why does Ben remind me so much of Blake from Bach?... both are a pair of arrogant arseholes perhaps?... cheers.

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I look forward to the episode where he pisses in the Masterchef hedges.

 

[Meglos]

...I was reading in this weeks TV Week that Michelle hopes to have her own cooking show one day... um... yeah!... riiiiiiiight!... it's never going to happen sweetie... cheers.

Pilot episode "Don't Come The Raw Prawn With Me" wasn't quite the hit she hoped it would be.

 

[Meglos]

I haven’t seen a single slice of beetroot tonight. Shame on you all.

Agreed. Shaved beetroot chips just don't cut it.

 

[Meglos]

LOL.75 minute raw burger.
Was he chasing the cow around the kitchen for 70 minutes?

I'm sure you'll get this reference.

I'll just go out and shoot myself, then...