Masterchef 2018

[oddjob]

..so did Gary and George decide on which person got which box?... cheers.

They drew knives from the block as usual.

 

[Evan44]

I'm so bored, how about the alternative top 5 - Reece, Samira, Brendan, Hoda, Loki......I think that'd be far more interesting.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

They drew knives from the block as usual.

...thanks also oddjob my friend... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Correction - they drew knives out of Reece's back, the ones the 3 judges stuck in there on Thursday night lol

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

"I need these ribs to be falling off the bone... I'll do ANYTHING for the chance to win Masterchef!"... declares Ben (or words similar)... um... yeah Ben... which season was that well rehearsed line from old son?... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Here come Gary and George, to intimidate lovely Jess[DOUBLEPOST=1532252909][/DOUBLEPOST]Ben - I know I can serve up any old piece of rubbish, and the judges will love it, that's why I'm still here

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Correction - they drew knives out of Reece's back, the ones the 3 judges stuck in there on Thursday night lol

...bwahahahahahaha!... my first crack-up for the night Evan44!... bloody funny as!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Gary and George and Matt really are the assassins of reality TV - when you get on their bad side as a contestant, they are ruthless in your disposal. Just ask Brendan, Reece, Samira, Hoda.
And they only eliminated Sarah because they liked Chloe that bit more.

 

[Evan44]

Channel 10, do we need any more promos for Pointless?

 

[Evan44]

Ben is slicing a pineapple - yay, Gary and George will love that

 

[delcan]

So Ben thinks he will win this with ribs and pineapple salsa. He probably will

 

[delcan]

Butter! Gary will love it!

 

[Evan44]

I want Jess to win this one, no doubt of course Ben or Chloe will win it instead[DOUBLEPOST=1532253430][/DOUBLEPOST]Watch out Sashi, here they come

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oooooh!... build the tension up Ben you dumb-arsed twonk!... did you see what he just did there?... just before the Ad break he told us that he basically had an oncoming catastrophe that was about to happen but straight after the Ad had miraculously worked out a solution!... in other words... he fabricated the whole event just to mouth the words that Gary and George and the producers just love to hear... THAT people... is a 'Masterclass' of being able to hog the camera time out of pure nothing folks!... lol!... you sad pathetic fuggin' arsewipe Ben... sheesh!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

As I predicted, Sashi and Khahn are being intimidated tonight
And we know that Gary and George would love to take out one or both of those two guys before the final 3

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

So Ben thinks he will win this with ribs and pineapple salsa. He probably will

**GROAN**... yes he will... and... THAT DRONING VOICE OF BEN'S IS KILLING ME!... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Channel 10, do we need any more promos for Pointless?

No I’m finding them totally pointless.

 

[Evan44]

I bet Ben wins the mystery box, and then they put Sashi and Khahn into the elimination tomorrow - so predictable

We're already getting tonight "Sashi under pressure" and "Khahn, you're not pushing yourself hard enough".

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Jess isn't getting that much airtime at all tonight... does that mean that she's most likely safe tonight?... I hope so... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I bet Ben wins the mystery box, and then they put Sashi and Khahn into the elimination tomorrow - so predictable

We're already getting tonight "Sashi under pressure" and "Khahn, you're not pushing yourself hard enough".

...yes it does sound like that doesn't it Evan44?... bastards!... cheers.