...Jess should put a hood over her head so she cannot see the firing squad methinks!... if I was in an elimination and I knew that I was going to go because the other two were their 'pretty things' I would cook the most foul and disgusting meal that I could think of that would leave a vile taste in their mouths for weeks... because I would KNOW that that they would HAVE to eat it!... lol!... they have no choice lol!... imagine them watching you cook knowing that they have to eat what you are preparing?... it would be pure Gold just to watch their worried faces while you're doing it lol!... yes... I'm a wicked bastard when I want to be lol!... cheers.
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Masterchef 2018
- Thread starter oddjob
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Is there a chef in the world Red doesn’t know and think amazing?
...haha!... that's true isn't it?... lol!... I think that they already know a couple of days in advance on who is coming onto the show to be honest... she probably Google's them the night before methinks!... cheers.
...what I don't get with these elimination shows is that the 3 worse cooks are there for a reason... they can't cook according to Gary and George... so why get in a professional Chef to get them to cook something that has something like 98 steps in the recipe?... wouldn't it be fairer if they were just told to cook one of their most favourite dishes that they're accustomed to make every time of the day?... it befuddles me... cheers.
Beachsands
Formerly known as desertsands
Jess is better at following recipes I think....evenin' all... Gary and George are fuggin'arseholes!... just getting in early because we all know that they will get rid of our sweet Jess tonight to save their 'pretty things' don't we?... cheers.
Sarah really is channelling Tamara, she watched last year much too closely, Tamara used to rave about all the chefs she apparently knew[DOUBLEPOST=1530524667][/DOUBLEPOST]Yes Reece, I knew you'd be supporting Jess
...I 100% agree with this... she's almost a clone of Tamara in many respects... hence Gary and George's infatuation with her no doubt... cheers.
Beachsands
Formerly known as desertsands
Not a bad thought!I wonder if Sarah deliberately cooks badly on Sunday night so she'll have maximum camera time on Monday night?
Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
...what I don't get with these elimination shows is that the 3 worse cooks are there for a reason... they can't cook according to Gary and George... so why get in a professional Chef to get them to cook something that has something like 98 steps in the recipe?... wouldn't it be fairer if they were just told to cook one of their most favourite dishes that they're accustomed to make every time of the day?... it befuddles me... cheers.
Exactly. It's more like "Haha you stuffed up cooking an ordinary dish of your choice, let's humiliate you even more by making you attempt to replicate something impossible. That'll teach you!" (Oh but if you're young and pretty and flirt enough you may survive).
Beachsands
Formerly known as desertsands
God I hope Red pushed as hard when she was in the maternity ward!
Jess is better at following recipes I think.
...if Jess does follow the recipe perfectly then she will be accused of following it too closely and not showing any flair or originality of her own no doubt... she would be accused on being too perfect and thereby saving Big Red and Chloe once again... it matters squat diddly what Jess does... she's dead either way... cheers.
Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
God I hope Red pushed as hard when she was in the maternity ward!
Well it was the reincarnation of Elvis...
God I hope Red pushed as hard when she was in the maternity ward!
...bwahahaha!... my first crack up for the night!... funny as!... cheers.
Well it was the reincarnation of Elvis...
...uh huh huh!... thankyou very much!... ELVIS HAS LEFT THE WOMB!... cheers.
...did Gary just say "Red smells gorgeous in here tonight!"... or did I not hear it right?... cheers.
Beachsands
Formerly known as desertsands
Well it was the reincarnation of Elvis...