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Masterchef 2017

Goodbye arum. Ye shall be missed. But you never had a chance of winning when you are competing in a competition where the judges are lustmunsters, and you have no innie and outie bits going all innie and outie.
Guess Im gonna have to really work harder on my private audition tape then.
 
We always can, I keep hoping that one of the editors will go rogue and do their job correctly and NOT telegraph how it's going to go, or who the judges want to win.
I'll cross my fingers too but having too many drawn out obvious results, and stupid dramatic cuts to a piece of pork in a pan with bombastic Wagner overtures in the background is as rogue as it gets.
Tho if Tamara gets eliminated they could finish Schubert's unfinished symphony for all I care.
 
Poor Arum, the next in the long line of good cooks who've been sacrificed so the princess wins.
And as for Ben...........it's getting beyond a joke now that all he makes is ice cream of one sort or another.
Yes I have actually been a fan of Ben but I cannot remember the last dish he cooked that did not have ice cream in it.
 
Alla Tisker-Tasker was the fairest to Arum!, saying she could eat a whole bowl full of the fennel, but she was never going to win when the male judges weren't voting with their tastebuds. At least one element of Arum!'s dish was delicious. Did they say anything about Karlie's other than that it was pretty? As someone said, did they even taste it?
 
Plain obvious too that George and Matt didn't like Arum, they couldn't send him out the door fast enough!
The script is going, as we all predicted, next to go is probably Diana, then Ben, and then Tamara beats Karlie in the big one.
Tamara would be the least popular winner since Emma Dean.
 
Alla Tisker-Tasker was the fairest to Arum!, saying she could eat a whole bowl full of the fennel, but she was never going to win when the male judges weren't voting with their tastebuds. At least one element of Arum!'s dish was delicious. Did they say anything about Karlie's other than that it was pretty? As someone said, did they even taste it?
I liked her best of all. I remember last year the final 4 or final 5 did the challenge at her restaurant, and the person who did the best dish of the day, the dessert, was Matt Sinclair, and that Alla lady raved about him.
 
I agree. Tamara would of course have to use a pseudonym to avoid legal action being both the protagonist in the story and the author.
A chilling tale of a woman manipulating a lovestruck masterchef judge.
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...here you go Fuzz... I fixed it for you... I didn't put George into it because there was no rodent in the image lol!... cheers.

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Sadly we will all probably watch the finale, and watch the horror unfold even though we know how it will play out.
And the powers-that-be and the judges and Princess Sparkles/Karlie will all pat themselves on the back with the assumption that we all loved this season as much as they did, and well done for creating a new television star.

Agreed that Emma Dean was an awful winner, in a very lacklustre season. Looking back on the cast list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MasterChef_Australia_(series_5)#Top_22 , I only really liked the Asian contestants (Samira, Neha, Faiza & Rishi). The others, including the top 2, were all blandies.
 
LOL.
Top Notch Mr S. Top Notch.
I dips me lid.

...did you notice that I put your name as the Author of the book Fuzz?... that put's you closer to Tamara than the rest of us lol!... enjoy sharing Tamara's 'fame' with her my friend! (tee hee!)... (I can be such a naughty Sticky sometimes lol!)... and... I know that Tamara is holding the pigs foot and leg in her left hand but it looks suspiciously like a penis to me for some reason... so perhaps George is in the shot after all?... just saying... I'm glad that you liked it my friend.... cheers.
 
Sadly we will all probably watch the finale, and watch the horror unfold even though we know how it will play out.
And the powers-that-be and the judges and Princess Sparkles/Karlie will all pat themselves on the back with the assumption that we all loved this season as much as they did, and well done for creating a new television star.

Agreed that Emma Dean was an awful winner, in a very lacklustre season. Looking back on the cast list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MasterChef_Australia_(series_5)#Top_22 , I only really liked the Asian contestants (Samira, Neha, Faiza & Rishi). The others, including the top 2, were all blandies.

...I didn't watch that season Meglos... it was before I had gained interest in the show... so that Emma Dean was that years Tamara was she?... it's not surprising that Tamara has modeled her hairstyle similar to Emma Dean's hairstyle of today then is it?... cheers.

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To be fair to Emma Dean, I don't think there has EVER been a contestant who has been thrust in our faces as much as Tamara. She has narrated every episode this season to the detriment of every other contestant (and the viewers of course).
 
To be fair to Emma Dean, I don't think there has EVER been a contestant who has been thrust in our faces as much as Tamara. She has narrated every episode this season to the detriment of every other contestant (and the viewers of course).

...that's true... Miss Sparkles has narrated every show hasn't she?... when I showed that image above to my sweet darling wife she asked "is that Tamara's mother?"... lol!... so yes Tamara... it's working... cheers.
 
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