Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

...my perfect show would be if it was only Tamara and Eloise in an elimination round and that Eloise won it!... it would kill Tamara to know that it was her 'bestie' that got her kicked out lol!... I can dream can't I?... lol!... cheers.

I'd be happy with the princess being shown the door for constant incompetence, constant camera hogging, and just being fucking annoying.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...let's face it... we all just KNOW that the red team is going to win this don't we?... we can't have Tamara threatened with elimination at this stage of the game can we?... ... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

I don't understand their standards for meat and duck on this show. Last night someone's lamb cutlets were to my eyes dead raw and no-one batted an eyelid. Don't eat meat or duck, myself though.

Nicole is not a good captain. I'm surprised someone more assertive didn't step up and demand they lock down their menu at that start, and quick smart.

But knowing this show it's blue going into elimination, as (a) Tamara is on red and (b) they like to do a good reverse edit.

No, she's not. Nicole is a panicker, Karlie helped her last challenge or they would have been out.

 

[delcan]

Michelle worried her team mates won't help her

She is probably right

She is usually right about these things

She might actually be the smartest contestant this year

The judges must hate her

 

[Tuttle]

The popcorn idea is such shit. If that was presented on my main, I'd send it back.

 

[Fuzz]

Pork crackling shouldnt be a problem.
Take Gary's hat and shirt off and ask him to take a break and have a lie down in the salt flats.
Better crackling you will not see.

 

[Tuttle]

Well, obviously I'm not clever. Popcorn is a snack.

 

[Desertsands]

Jeesh duck and popcorn. Yuck and I love duck.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh thank God!... the raw Duck is perfect!... gee Tamara... your team dodged a bullet there didn't they?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

I don't like sauce with my pork belly either. So there!

 

[delcan]

The popcorn idea is such shit. If that was presented on my main, I'd send it back.

It looked like baby corn from a can and store bought flavoured popcorn. Complete and utter bullshit.

As I have said before, it's not what is presented, it is who presents it.

What a crock of shit

 

[Tuttle]

...let's face it... we all just KNOW that the red team is going to win this don't we?... we can't have Tamara threatened with elimination at this stage of the game can we?... ... cheers.

I so hate being an optimist. I hope every damn episode we don't see or hear from her, that she doesn't get praise for crappy offerings.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Pork crackling shouldnt be a problem.
Take Gary's hat and shirt off and ask him to take a break and have a lie down in the salt flats.
Better crackling you will not see.

...bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... **takes a breath**... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!... that is so phuckin' funny!.... sooooo funny!... well done my friend... you even cracked up my sweet darling wife with that one lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Onya Eliza, not listening to panic ridden Eloise (the stand-by princess)

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...did Eloise just say that they need less Jews?... oh ... sorry... she meant 'Jus' of course ... duuuuuh Sticky!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Onya Eliza, not listening to panic ridden Eloise (the stand-by princess)

...maybe Tamara looks at Eloise as her 'Princess in-law'?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...did Eloise just say that they need less Jews?... oh ... sorry... she meant 'Jus' of course ... duuuuuh Sticky!... cheers.

I was hearing a lot of Jews instead of Jus tonight as well.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, yeah, Nicole, because you were so calm before.

 

[Melore]

Oh my gawd. This is so tense. It's like a gangster dinner with pink eyes.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hahaha!... this is a classic battle of the 'blond bimboid Captains' today lol!... I'd say the 'battle of the minds' but they both have to have a mind for me to say that technically don't they?... cheers.