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Masterchef 2017

...surely being out in the glaring Sun on that salty plain must be bloody hot and so bright on the eyes that it could be doing them all some damage?... it must be!... cheers.

I was thinking that last night as well - as if precious George, Gary or Heston would have ever had to have worked in these conditions
 
I've been so absent from this thread for too long for my liking :( I'm really hoping tonight that blue loses so Arum and Ben end up in elimination!!! I need the 4 boring ones to be in elimination this week i.e Diana, Ben, Arum and Michelle! Devestated that Sam is in elimination :( but other than that I'm really enjoying Heston week! The series has been great so far! I've really enjoyed it more than last years! I just wish the ratings would reflect on it :(
 
I've been so absent from this thread for too long for my liking :( I'm really hoping tonight that blue loses so Arum and Ben end up in elimination!!! I need the 4 boring ones to be in elimination this week i.e Diana, Ben, Arum and Michelle! Devestated that Sam is in elimination :( but other than that I'm really enjoying Heston week! The series has been great so far! I've really enjoyed it more than last years! I just wish the ratings would reflect on it :(
Perhaps the ratings reflect what we've all been complaining about this season.
 
...yep!... that's a good thing to wear your John Wayne cowboy hat Gary so that when you bend over to eat out of the pig trough then we won't see your encroaching Friar Tuck crop circle balding spot... great idea mate... cheers.
 
You would look a tad foolish if your dish is unseasoned.
Except if you are Tamara. She could leave out seasoning and offer some whimsical tale of her sweat being the perfect combination of air and salt and water and all things sugar and spice.
 
...Eloise must be taking camera tips from her 'bestie' Tamara by the way that she talks to the camera nowadays lol!... talk it up Eloise... talk it up!... cheers.
 
...my perfect show would be if it was only Tamara and Eloise in an elimination round and that Eloise won it!... it would kill Tamara to know that it was her 'bestie' that got her kicked out lol!... I can dream can't I?... lol!... cheers.
 
I don't understand their standards for meat and duck on this show. Last night someone's lamb cutlets were to my eyes dead raw and no-one batted an eyelid. Don't eat meat or duck, myself though.

Nicole is not a good captain. I'm surprised someone more assertive didn't step up and demand they lock down their menu at that start, and quick smart.

But knowing this show it's blue going into elimination, as (a) Tamara is on red and (b) they like to do a good reverse edit.
 
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