Masterchef 2017

[Meglos]

...wow!... The Hess just told us that Salt tastes salty!... I'm not even a Chef and I worked it out all by myself... nobody helped me or nuffink!... cheers.

Why is it that Matt Preston pronounces it "sawlty"? Is that just a posh thing?

 

[delcan]

Oh Jesus, Arum eyes! My eyes are hurting in empathy!

 

[Fuzz]

Liking Gary's sleazy Nashville country singer's manager look.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so why does it HAVE to impress Heston more so than the 2 people that make them or break them... Gary and George... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Tamara's head has plenty of air.

Evening all!

Haha, the red team could just present Tamara! A certain win!

 

[Tuttle]

Yep. They want wankerish.

 

[Fuzz]

Watch Tamara's pomegranate scented fart waltz in as the winner in the air challenge.

 

[delcan]

Tamara's idea for Main: "um, maybe some potato foam and asparagus"
The other girls: "um, so vegetarian?"
Tamara: "Ummm, I don't know"

 

[Tuttle]

Eliza seems to be a good captain.

Red team just strolling around the pantry. Wonder if Ray's in there?

 

[Fuzz]

Gary's hat is great.
He looks like he will bust out a guitar at any moment.

 

[delcan]

Don't worry, Michelle. You are on the winning team





Because Tamara is on it

 

[oddjob]

I was hoping the blondie blandies would be invisible against the salt pan. But they seem to talking all the more to make up for it.

 

[oddjob]

Take charge Mishy! Don't let 'em freeze you out.

 

[Fuzz]

Seriously. Someone thought bright pastels ala 8o's Miami Vice would be a good look for our esteemed judges.
No wonder 10 is going down the gurgler.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hey well done Meglos you were first to get us to 200 pages!!!!!... woohoo!... GO US!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

LOL @ Heston, loves that the Red team aren't overly ambitious. They have no fucking clue what they're doing!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...sorry... I was just on the phone... grrrrrr!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

.....and in breaking news on channel 10. Some kid can solve a rubiks cube in 13 seconds.
10 news. Contemporary. Hip. Important.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Ben is such good value when it comes to cooking... I'm really liking him as of late... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

.....and in breaking news on channel 10. Some kid can solve a rubiks cube in 13 seconds.
10 news. Contemporary. Hip. Important.

It's a tie-in to the 80's suits.