Masterchef 2017

[Isee]

Hibatchi grill is a 1000 degrees is it princess? - what does that make you that you are just placing your duck on the grill with your fingers unprotected?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Tamara's husband must resist the urge to smother her in her sleep every night I reckon... I wonder if she talks in her sleep too?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

The judges encouraging Tamara's self pity

Vomit

 

[Desertsands]

...SHUT THE FUCK UP TAMARA!... WE DON'T ACTUALLY HEAR WHAT YOU SAY ANYMORE... OUR EARS ARE BLEEDING BECAUSE OF YOUR VOICE YOU BIMBOID!... aaaaaah!... that feels better... cheers.

So love the word bimboid. Can we have blonde blandie bimboid. We should have plenty of opportunties To use that. STFU George.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...play the violin music... Tamara's giving us all her best sob story yet... and of course... George and Gary love it before even taking a bite of course... three stomach pumps to the desk please!... she's safe of course... cheers

 

[Tuttle]

What a bunch of bullshitting wankers. "it really pushed her, she has a cooks instinct" Blerk!

 

[Tuttle]

They don't seem to get, their comments before they taste speaks more than what they say after they taste. If they don't like the cook, they're looking for reasons to piff them out.

 

[Tuttle]

So, they will rail on Arum and Ray, I'm guessing.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

What a bunch of bullshitting wankers. "it really pushed her, she has a cooks instinct" Blerk!

...I bet that Gary and George run it through the knuckles each night while watching re-runs of Tamara's appearances on the show after they go back to their Hotel rooms each night too!... yes indeed... what a pair of wankers!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Tamara serves this:

Judges: "so creative"
"perfect flavours"
"I love it"
"Poor precious kitten was eliminated for 20 seconds until we rigged the competition to get her back in"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...bye Ray... oh hang on... it's Ray isn't it?... welcome back Ray... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

They hate Ray. And seriously George, some of the shit your princess served up would have put you in ED if she wasn't sucking you off.

 

[Kaz]

So let me get this straight.

Tamara could serve up burnt toast & the judges would love it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."we have to have a really bad dish for Ray to be safe now" he says just knowing full well that Arum is next and messed up his dish... what a fucking ingrate!... well... Arum is going tonight for sure now... what a pair of arseholes!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Their wives must want to strangle them watching the way they favour and twinkle at certain women.

I just keep spontaneously yelling FUCK OFF whenever they show Our Heroine talking!

Those editors are taking the piss.

 

[Tuttle]

So let me get this straight.

Tamara could serve up burnt toast & the judges would love it.

Yep. That's about it.

 

[Melore]

I don't understand how they can look at lamb so rare it's still bleating and say "perfectly cooked" over and over

Please be safe Arum!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...bye Arum... you are Ray's scapegoat my friend... I will miss you champion... they're playing the death music at the moment... cheers

 

[Tuttle]

What happened at the end, George, is that Arum got shafted so you could get to keep your princess, got it now?

 

[Kaz]

I don't understand how they can look at lamb so rare it's still bleating and say "perfectly cooked" over and over

If I got lamb like that, I would send it back & say you forgot to cook it.