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Masterchef 2017

...hahaha!... Ray just looked so beaten tonight during the cooking didn't he?... but I was so convinced that they had set up Arum for the fall tonight... thank god that I was wrong... I totally can't stand that nitwit that's coming next week but he never has his favourites so I'll give him that at least so Tamara may come undone big time with him... he doesn't have respect for anyone but himself... his ego will not allow anyone else to be on the same level as him so Tamara will just be another bit of riff raff to him lol!... watch out Tamara... he could be your undoing girl!... lol!... cheers.
 
...well thanks again you wonderful peoples... it's been a great night as always... what a great unexpected result eh?... the trouble is for me now is that he's no longer around for me to do Photoshop's of him now lol!... apart from Tamara I don't want to be mean to any of the rest of them lol!... oh well... I'll think of something I guess?... oh bugger it!... I'll start on Gary and George even more now... that's the answer!... hahaha!.. I just KNEW that it would come to me!... lol!... anyhow... thanks again for such a brilliant night folks!... cheers.
 
...hahaha!... Ray just looked so beaten tonight during the cooking didn't he?... but I was so convinced that they had set up Arum for the fall tonight... thank god that I was wrong... I totally can't stand that nitwit that's coming next week but he never has his favourites so I'll give him that at least so Tamara may come undone big time with him... he doesn't have respect for anyone but himself... his ego will not allow anyone else to be on the same level as him so Tamara will just be another bit of riff raff to him lol!... watch out Tamara... he could be your undoing girl!... lol!... cheers.
Arum will probably fail if in another pressure test, he's not good at them. She's not either, but with a guest judge, fingers crossed, the bitch ain't back anymore.
 
I don't mind Heston. He always looks horrified when the women flirt with him, so hopefully he'll look like he's about to faint and vomit at the same time when the twinkle machine goes off...

I rather like Heston too. He does some weird stuff but I always find it fascinating how he works with scientific principle and incoporates it into his food. I know it's all wow factor showmanship and fun but I've always thought he was quite sweet and humble for the most part. He wasn't a trained chef either but a scientist, I believe. Sure, some of his stuff is a bit "Wanky" but I can't help like ing him and what he does. :D
 
So for anyone trying out for next years Masterchef (if Channel 10 is still alive) be a white female, dye your hair blonde and bat your eyelashes at the judges. No need to excel at cooking...just a couple of paltry tidbits with a dubious looking cherry/onion liquid and Bob's your Uncle...guaranteed a charmed run through the competition. :rolleyes:

Seriously, I laughed when the camera focussed on her pitiful offerings and Gary almost immediately started raving about it. Pffft. I'd rather have eaten Rays dish (minus the caviar). At least you'd have had a decent portion. :hungry:

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So for anyone trying out for next years Masterchef (if Channel 10 is still alive) be a white female, dye your hair blonde and bat your eyelashes at the judges. No need to excel at cooking...just a couple of paltry tidbits with a dubious looking cherry/onion liquid and Bob's your Uncle...guaranteed a charmed run through the competition. :rolleyes:

Seriously, I laughed when the camera focussed on her pitiful offerings and Gary almost immediately started raving about it. Pffft. I'd rather have eaten Rays dish (minus the caviar). At least you'd have had a decent portion. :hungry:

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I feed my cats more appealing tinned stuff every day. They'd turn their noses up at that for sure.

They don't have a lust for human females or a pair of tiny tweezers though.
 
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