Masterchef 2017

...well there you go... 5 left to battle it out and Jesse has only 3 eggs left... if she survives this because she's 'pretty and my Callan goes home... it's not going to be pretty what I say about it so please prepare for the worse... let's just say that I won't be a happy chappie okay?... cheers.
 
...oh dear... Samuel is being visited by Gary and George... that means that they see him as a big rival to their little Jesse... leave him alone you pair of twonks!... cheers.
 
Words to live by.
"My lettuce has to be on point"
That has got to go on my dating profile should I ever make one.

...bwahahahaha!... crack up #2 for me tonight!... lol!... cheers.
 
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