Masterchef 2017

[oddjob]

They're really setting it up big that Jess will go. And I don't think they bluff this big.

 

[Melore]

Jess is too much front and centre of the edit, so I guess that's misdirection and someone I want to stay (Callan!) will be going home.

So glad Samuel was safe. I am clearly losing my mind! I stood and shouted at the tv earlier, "Be safe, Samuel!"

 

[Tuttle]

...Gary's dislike of Callan is so forceful... he dismissed Callan like a piece of slop being dumped down a toilet!... what an arsehole!... he just makes it so friggin' obvious that he hates him... has Callan ever mentioned that he wants to buy a food truck or something?... cheers.

No, but, Callan's he's a male and just a kid, and not a "pretty boy"

 

[delcan]

Well, they didn't ask if anyone ate and liked it. LOL

Thank God it's not a toast challenge!

I can see the headlines now "Melbourne Burns Down: Thought to be Caused by Jess; Masterchef Contestant"

 

[Isee]

...Gary's dislike of Callan is so forceful... he dismissed Callan like a piece of slop being dumped down a toilet!... what an arsehole!... he just makes it so friggin' obvious that he hates him... has Callan ever mentioned that he wants to buy a food truck or something?... cheers.

Callan is not attractive enough for him, nor is he food. Therefore Gary has no purpose for him.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...George asking Jesse IF she used 'gelatin'?... why did he even asked her that?... he would've KNOWN that already!... what?... are we supposed to believe that his taste buds worked that out to make himself look omnipotent or something?... piss off George!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

No, but, Callan's he's a male and just a kid, and not a "pretty boy"

He's not quite got TV chef material has he?

 

[delcan]

Sam trying to avoid the camera, clearly confused by Jess once again. You're my spirit animal, dude!

 

[Tuttle]

You really don't belong there Jess.
Not in team challenges, not any cooking under pressure....just no.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Thank God it's not a toast challenge!

I can see the headlines now "Melbourne Burns Down: Thought to be Caused by Jess; Masterchef Contestant"

...bwahahahaha!... 3rd crack up for me!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

He's not quite got TV chef material has he?

On the contrary, I think he is. They don't think he is.

 

[oddjob]

Pete's in danger now. He'll make the judges look silly if he gets through.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, no, Pete.
I want the boys to stay, at least they do different things. Jess is fucking boring with her choices.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Gary and George trying to rattle the boys to protect their girl Jesse... what a pair of horrid people... yep!... make them self doubt themselves!... great tactics you pair of flaccid twonks!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Can't even boil an egg.

 

[Fuzz]

Definition of insanity.
"Cooking your egg like a blind infant. Over and over. And over again.
On Masterchef"

 

[delcan]

Ok, Callan - this is yours to win!

 

[Tuttle]

C'mon Pete!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...bwhahahaha!... Jesse's last egg just shit itself!... woohoo!... now she's just going to dump the slop into something 'as a last resort' and will obviously win this outright because of her 'inventiveness'!... I can see it right now!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Seriously, that's her "dish" that took her 40 mins ( or whatever it was)