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Masterchef 2017

...**YAWN!**... really Gary?... you total twonk!... as if we fell for that shonky arsed twaddle?... they were NEVER destined to win a pin from the start you idiot!... stop treating as viewers as morns will you?... sheesh!... cheers.
 
Except, it seems like it's a team challenge? If so, I like seeing how they all go under those circumstances.

...oh good!... that means that the whole team will carry Ray throughout the whole thing and that he will make excuses galore to cover up his crappy 'cooking' throughout the whole show then?... hahaha!... I will be having so much fun tomorrow night giving him shit the whole night... I might even get myself set up with lollies and grog to really savour this one lol!... cheers.
 
...oh good!... that means that the whole team will carry Ray throughout the whole thing and that he will make excuses galore to cover up his crappy 'cooking' throughout the whole show then?... hahaha!... I will be having so much fun tomorrow night giving him shit the whole night... I might even get myself set up with lollies and grog to really savour this one lol!... cheers.
Good, then we can blame him for when you spacebar switches with your shift key. LOL
 
Thanks Tuttle, Mr S.

I'm off to stalk Angelique.

https://www.instagram.com/angelique_peretto/

...thanks oddjob... I'm... er... um... I'm just off too but... I might just check out that link to stalk... I mean ... to check out that link that you posted oddjob just to be courteous to you for posting it in the first place... yes!... that's it!... that's... that's what I'm doing... um... yeah!... nite all... cheers.
 
You know, I don't even know why I bother with immunity pin episodes, it's so rigged. I don't buy for a second that they don't know who cooked what. They always kiss the guest chef's arses, and tonight was no exception. Reynold should have won his, but Sam should have won against his chef. It nullifies the whole thrill of winning "the chance to win a pin" when there's no chance at all.
 
It's so dumb. A clumsy slab of cake with a splodge of chocolate stuff, etc. Mmm? I wonder which one's the professional's dish? Hard to tell, isn't it... Such bollocks.

It's only worth watching for the mean looks from the other contestants when they don't get a pin!
 
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