Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I suggested it the other night that perhaps Gary/George and Matt should be there cooking alongside them too... I bet that they would all crash and burn big time on 9 out of 10 occasions too... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

They're orgasming

 

[Tuttle]

Based on so far, will anyone get a pin tonight?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Canberra, I think.

...thanks Tuttle... they all knew that the dish was Angeliques because of how much they're raging about it for starters and before they even tasted it they were all 'cooing' about it and were saying stuff like 'I can't wait to taste this one!'... what a load of shit... 'blind test' indeed!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Looks like Sam gets one.
On an ugly dish I wouldn't pay for.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...what the hell have I pushed on my keyboard to make the " and the @ swap positions on it?... what have I pushed?... anyone?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Looks like Sam gets one.
On an ugly dish I wouldn't pay for.

...one of the guys on the cameras must have mixed up on who cooked what?... he'll be sacked later no doubt?... (I'm a cynical little git at times aren't I?)... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Based on so far, will anyone get a pin tonight?

I don't think so, Gary sure talked up Sam's but George and Matt were more subdued.

 

[Tuttle]

...what the hell have I pushed on my keyboard to make the " and the @ swap positions on it?... what have I pushed?... anyone?... cheers.

Bet it was Ray.

 

[oddjob]

...what the hell have I pushed on my keyboard to make the " and the @ swap positions on it?... what have I pushed?... anyone?... cheers.

No idea.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...ha!... I've just figured out what happened to my keyboard folks!... I accidentally swapped my keyboard over to the UK version by mistake... it back to the Aussie layout now so all is good!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Bet it was Ray.

...bwahahaha!... I wouldn't be surprised at all Tuttle lol!... Ray... what a bastard!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Yes Gary, because you do then need to ask Diana what she presented after Angelique stated hers

 

[oddjob]

The tweeel.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...this is so fake-arse... why do they even bother?... it's so stacked for the guests to win each time... them all pretending that they didn't know that it was Anjelique's dish... how gullible do they actually think that we are... it's an insult to us as viewers as far as I'm concerned... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Yes Gary, because you do then need to ask Diana what she presented after Angelique stated hers

...hahaha!... even the editing couldn't get Gary out of that one Tuttle lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Yes Gary, because you do then need to ask Diana what she presented after Angelique stated hers

You only have to play dumb Gary, not complete fucking moron.

 

[Tuttle]

I think I would like watching a show Angelique was cooking on, she's just so relaxed, and they way she creates is so interesting.

 

[Tuttle]

Yeah, Sam got one for a handful of black forest that you wouldn't be able to sell looking like that.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...ha!... don't even get me started on tomorrow night's twaddle with that 'completely edible art house' crap... lol!... it looks like another wank-fest peoples lol!... cheers.