Masterchef 2017

I see no chance of Timtam leaving at this point. No doubt she'll win the whole shebang, the show will finish and I'll turn my TV on expecting to watch Matty J as the Bachelor, and there she'll be wagging her hands around and explaining obvious things in an eager and vivacious tone, with her earings bobbing as she speaks...
 
I see no chance of Timtam leaving at this point. No doubt she'll win the whole shebang, the show will finish and I'll turn my TV on expecting to watch Matty J as the Bachelor, and there she'll be wagging her hands around and explaining obvious things in an eager and vivacious tone, with her earings bobbing as she speaks...

And if she doesn't win, she'll be the next Bachelorette. It's a no win situation.

(I know she's with someone but why let that stand in the way of extending her five seconds of fame?)
 
...yes Tamara... turn that oven up and then stick your head in it for us will you?... sheesh!... WE DON'T CARE TAMARA!... DO YOU UNDERSTAND?... WE JUST DON'T CARE!... cheers.
 
...please let this be magnificent Diana... so magnificent that they HAVE TO let you win this tonight... they're not giving her the 'going home' edit which is a good thing and it's nice easy music in the background so who knows eh?... go Diana!... cheers.
 
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