Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'm pretty sure that if the editors of this season took out every single scene with Tamara in it that the show would nave only been about 10 episodes long... tell me if I'm wrong?... cheers.

 

[Melore]

I see no chance of Timtam leaving at this point. No doubt she'll win the whole shebang, the show will finish and I'll turn my TV on expecting to watch Matty J as the Bachelor, and there she'll be wagging her hands around and explaining obvious things in an eager and vivacious tone, with her earings bobbing as she speaks...

 

[Meglos]

I see no chance of Timtam leaving at this point. No doubt she'll win the whole shebang, the show will finish and I'll turn my TV on expecting to watch Matty J as the Bachelor, and there she'll be wagging her hands around and explaining obvious things in an eager and vivacious tone, with her earings bobbing as she speaks...

And if she doesn't win, she'll be the next Bachelorette. It's a no win situation.

(I know she's with someone but why let that stand in the way of extending her five seconds of fame?)

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so George is the 'Minister stating the bleeding obvious' instead of Gary tonight eh?... it must be some sort of 'tag team' thing or something?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...yes Tamara... turn that oven up and then stick your head in it for us will you?... sheesh!... WE DON'T CARE TAMARA!... DO YOU UNDERSTAND?... WE JUST DON'T CARE!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I love the fact that Diana says that it's all about 'precision' tonight!... good girl!... but it's not a 'campfire brownie' though is it dear girl?... cheers.

 

[Isee]

I am pretty sure Ben is not up there only supporting sparlepony so stop editing it that way twats

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...my god I hope that Diana is safe and that Princess Sparkles goes tonight!... please let it happen!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Ooh, that looks promising! Those orange brownies look tragic.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I am pretty sure Ben is not up there only supporting sparlepony so stop editing it that way twats

...that is so fuggin' obvious isn't it Isee?... it's so pathetic when they do that... I hate them for it!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

And to think the lovely Bryan was sacrificed for this annoying trajectory...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ooh, that looks promising! Those orange brownies look tragic.

...can we dare to dream Melore?... could those brown turds be the thing that bring her down tonight?... CAN WE DARE TO DREAM?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

And to think the lovely Bryan was sacrificed for this annoying trajectory...

...that still burns me big time about that happening... it really does!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Ooh, that looks promising! Those orange brownies look tragic.

Shit puddles in an orange!?!?

 

[Isee]

Wank on George

 

[Melore]

...that still burns me big time about that happening... it really does!... cheers.

Me, too! It makes me stomp around the place every time I think of what could have been

 

[delcan]

Diana first!

 

[delcan]

Diana's dish looks spectacular!

 

[Isee]

They are so serious with Diana

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...please let this be magnificent Diana... so magnificent that they HAVE TO let you win this tonight... they're not giving her the 'going home' edit which is a good thing and it's nice easy music in the background so who knows eh?... go Diana!... cheers.