Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...this task is bloody ridiculous... even some qualified Chefs would be having trouble with this methinks!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'm calling it now... bye bye Ray... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...Ray's got his dick in some custard!... Garry asks him what he's doing and he replies... "I'm fucking discustard!"... (just joking... just checking to see if anyone is actually reading my twaddle that's all)... lol!... cheers.

It's not that kind of pee custard, Mr. S!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Gary: Are you watching?
Ray: Yes, Gary.
Ray: *sticks head under bench*

...bwahahaha!... he's just clueless isn't he?... I think that it's quite telling that 3 'pretty' women were the top 3 last night and that 3 dimwit males are in this tonight eh?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...bwahahaha!... he's just clueless isn't he?... I think that it's quite telling that 3 'pretty' women were the top 3 last night and that 3 dimwit males are in this tonight eh?... cheers.

I'm glad he's just a GP and not a surgeon.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I was looking at the Masterchef photo of them all... apparently there is a Trent/Josh and Sam in the show!... well how about that?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."it doesn't look great but it'll just have to do!"... not very encouraging words Ray... he's dead meat now after that statement... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Ray will go up to Gary with his dish and will probably say "it's shit but I've given up everything... just remember that will you?"... what a twonk!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Lee has the pink chicken! Bye Lee.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hahaha!... Matt and George praising Gary's dish up to the Max and are saying just how perfect it is... AS IF THEY'RE GONNA SAY ANYTHING DIFFERENT FFS!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I hate it when they grovel while sitting in front of Gary/George and Matt... it's so pathetic to me... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well they liked crane boy Pete's dish so he's safe... and now Ray's turn... and... Ad break lol!... (never saw that coming did we?)... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and now it's time for a death Ray... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...and now it's time for a death Ray... cheers.

groan

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh dear... the friggin' "I've given up everything" line yet again... FFS!... give it a break will ya Ray?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

What's this? Ray gave up everything to come here? It's the first I've heard of it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

groan

...hahaha!... I should've put a **boom tish** on the end shouldn't I ?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...jeez they're dragging this out tonight aren't they?... don't grovel up to them Lee... PLEASE!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."I'll do ANYTHING to stay in the competition" Lee tells them... be careful what you say mate... someone might get the wrong idea there sunshine... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh dear... 'Pink Chicken gate' is about to hit us on the return after the Ad break... cheers.