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Masterchef 2017

...I'MMM BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!... hey all of you wonderful people!... wow!... I've just caught up on 10 pages of backlog... 10 PAGES!!!!!... you have all done me so proud... there sure were some rib ticklers with the humour among them too lol!... well here goes...

Okay, thanks everyone. At least we didn't have to put up with that Mr. Stickybeak or whatever his name is tonight. Do you think he will actually read all this? :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

...hahaha!... I sure did oddjob... the whole 10 pages ... Mr Stickybeak eh?... bwahahahaha!... that sounds like me alright lol!... perhaps I should change my name?...

"I love the herbaciousness of the..."
Yeah don't we all Mr Preston, I always rate my dinner on its herbaciousness.

...bwahahaha!... that's as funny as!... lol!...

Wouldn't it be funny if it's Tamara's time, and @Mr Stickyfingers misses it. I half want her to stay so he isn't denied that moment.
Me too!

...hahaha!... I would've been spitting chunks if I missed that but would've watched that moment of the episode on an endless loop for about 3 days solid while giggling maniacally like a simpleton (more so than usual) lol!... and how sweet of you to not wanting me to miss it too... you're so nice Meglos... you really are!... :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:...

I loved that meme, Mr. Sticky. Thank you for making it and nailing what transpires. :D

...it was my pleasure to do it lynn-ann... it 's a kind of therapy for me in a way to vent it out that way... it suppresses 'keyboard rage' within me so to speak lol!...

Hey fellow Masterchefer's.
Late last monday night my dog had a bad turn, out of nowhere, and on Tuesday night I had to let him go. He was my best mate, my shadow for 11 years.
Anyway, didn't mean to put a downer on the thread, just explain why I haven't been posting. I'm just so lost.

...aw nuts!... that's so hard to hear that sweet Tuttle... you have my dearest condolences sweet lady... it tore me to shreds for quite a while when I lost my dog many years ago... I could never bring myself to buying another dog again since because I couldn't lose another best mate like that... he used to listen to all of my rubbish all of the time yet still always wagged his tail at me and came over to me to pat him and hug him regardless lol!... what a dog!...

Sure you have Thyme in your fridge at home (nope) Princess, didn't know what it was a couple of weeks ago, eh?

...hahahaha!... what a brilliant point that you have there Tuttle!... I just wish that I was here on the night to say this myself lol!...

Fish wings icecream...

...BLUUUUUURGH!!!!...say what?... you're kidding me right?...

LOL @ Ray's "My mind is blank"
Oh dear.

...so he finally confesses eh?... he's also a liar lol!... moving on...

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LOL @ the look Curtis just gave the Princess, it was like, "are you sure she's the favourite?"

...hahahaha!... do you mean this one Tuttle?... lol!... funny as!...


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No no no Heston Bloombing Fuck. I loathe his food. That's next week.

...aw fuggit!... really?... what a fully fledged prized twonk he is!... why are they torturing us ffs?... bummer!...

Karlie's dish looks like a blackhead removal strip

...bwahahahahahahaha!... that is so bloody funny lol!... what a crack up!... well done delcan...

[I][B]@Mr Stickyfingers[/B][/I] is going to love it tomorrow!

...hahaha!... I'm going to be in 7th heaven delcan... I can't wait!... lol!...

Gary announcing Tamara (sob) was in the bottom three, like the Queen had just died or broken her hip, FFS!

If by chance she goes home Monday, I bet she gets back in Tuesday. Grrrrr....

...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!... you mean this Melore?... he looked like he was going to cry didn't he?... lol!...

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...and in regards to the second part of what you said about her coming back again... you bite your tongue!!!!!!... lol!...

...well there you go... I'm all caught up at last!... I can't wait for tonight's show... hopefully it's Tamara that goes before Ray... Ray can wait until the next elimination round for me lol!... (I bet that it's 'snake eyes Arum' that goes next though)... I'll see all of you wonderful people there!... cheers.
 
...I so loved all of Tamara's faces of defeat in front of Curtis and eventually Gary and George... lol!... it was the look of "aren't I your favourite anymore?... you're supposed to SAVE ME!"... she sure looked like she 'betrayed' them didn't she?... I loved it!... lol!... I like the expression on her face in #7 the best for me... cheers.

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Welcome back Mr Sticky!

...thankyou very much my good friend... as I said above Meglos... thanks for hoping that I got back in time to see Tamara go... you never know... she might crack under the pressure tonight?... we can only hope for a miracle to save us from Gary and George eh?... I sure missed chatting 'LIVE' with you all... lol!... cheers.
 
...I'MMM BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!... hey all of you wonderful people!... wow!... I've just caught up on 10 pages of backlog... 10 PAGES!!!!!... you have all done me so proud... there sure were some rib ticklers with the humour among them too lol!... well here goes...



...hahaha!... I sure did oddjob... the whole 10 pages ... Mr Stickybeak eh?... bwahahahaha!... that sounds like me alright lol!... perhaps I should change my name?...



...bwahahaha!... that's as funny as!... lol!...



...hahaha!... I would've been spitting chunks if I missed that but would've watched that moment of the episode on an endless loop for about 3 days solid while giggling maniacally like a simpleton (more so than usual) lol!... and how sweet of you to not wanting me to miss it too... you're so nice Meglos... you really are!... :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:...



...it was my pleasure to do it lynn-ann... it 's a kind of therapy for me in a way to vent it out that way... it suppresses 'keyboard rage' within me so to speak lol!...



...aw nuts!... that's so hard to hear that sweet Tuttle... you have my dearest condolences sweet lady... it tore me to shreds for quite a while when I lost my dog many years ago... I could never bring myself to buying another dog again since because I couldn't lose another best mate like that... he used to listen to all of my rubbish all of the time yet still always wagged his tail at me and came over to me to pat him and hug him regardless lol!... what a dog!...



...hahahaha!... what a brilliant point that you have there Tuttle!... I just wish that I was here on the night to say this myself lol!...



...BLUUUUUURGH!!!!...say what?... you're kidding me right?...



...so he finally confesses eh?... he's also a liar lol!... moving on...

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...hahahaha!... do you mean this one Tuttle?... lol!... funny as!...


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...aw fuggit!... really?... what a fully fledged prized twonk he is!... why are they torturing us ffs?... bummer!...



...bwahahahahahahaha!... that is so bloody funny lol!... what a crack up!... well done delcan...



...hahaha!... I'm going to be in 7th heaven delcan... I can't wait!... lol!...



...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!... you mean this Melore?... he looked like he was going to cry didn't he?... lol!...

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...and in regards to the second part of what you said about her coming back again... you bite your tongue!!!!!!... lol!...

...well there you go... I'm all caught up at last!... I can't wait for tonight's show... hopefully it's Tamara that goes before Ray... Ray can wait until the next elimination round for me lol!... (I bet that it's 'snake eyes Arum' that goes next though)... I'll see all of you wonderful people there!... cheers.
So glad that you're back Mr Stick and put of this weather. We're on flood watch AGAIn.
 
...I so loved all of Tamara's faces of defeat in front of Curtis and eventually Gary and George... lol!... it was the look of "aren't I your favourite anymore?... you're supposed to SAVE ME!"... she sure looked like she 'betrayed' them didn't she?... I loved it!... lol!... I like the expression on her face in #7 the best for me... cheers.

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Clever as.
 
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