You would so like what had to do. Mind you the swearing was absolutely ghastly.
...oh golly gosh and goodness gracious me!... swea... SWEARING?... well I never!... um... perhaps once or twice maybe?... maybe a little bit more than that perhaps?... lol!... well at least you got the phone back due to your ingenuity Desertsands... Desertsands 1- Sofa 0!... lol!... cheers.