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Masterchef 2016

...before the Ad it looked like George bit into a 'pooh tube' with the red teams dish... oh boy... that could be the death-knock surely... Matt Preston is actually still saying that the dish is great regardless... ARE YOU KIDDING ME?... wtf??????... cheers.
 
...well so much for Brett 'taking command'... his 'pep talk' was weak and quite pathetic to be honest... I would have broken down into a gigglefest if he had said it to me... not been 'inspired' lol!... it's so annoying having to to listen to Garry and Matt (it's always them two) trying to drag them over the line regardless of the fact that there was no Taco and there was pooh in the prawns... the most pathetic line "I love the way that they are serving it old school'... now that was the pits... that was so abysmally sad and pathetic that I could've put my foot through my TV... sad sad SAD!... cheers.
 
Soft shell crab is vile. I LOVE crab, lobster, prawn, yabbies... but soft shell crab is all gritty and crunchy and sinewy and... just YUCK imo!

How many times did Brett say "we're just crapping on" tonight?
 
I was annoyed by the judges tonight, in particular the old school comment (I never remember seeing seared tuna like that until the last few years, so how old school is old school - its hardly obvious 70's fare!!! And at the comment that the chicken would be hard to eat unless they have a table like the judges because 1. The briefing at the beginning said about food that could be eaten off the bonnet of a car, and 2. Mostly people do eat a piece of chicken with thier fingers - KFC didn't have a catchphrase of finger lickin good for no reason!!!
 
Also, the judges are annoying me at this stage. They crap on about how you have to be able to eat with your hands, then they find themselves a table and dissect it with a plastic knife and fork...

...hahaha!... that's a bloody good point that you have there Meglos lol!... cheers.
 
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