Masterchef 2016

[Insomniac]

I want someone from here to get on next year's Masterchef!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Brett's "in a good place"...he runs out to the garden just like Shannon did (he's never done it before)... he talks the talk to the camera... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Are you a broken hill person. One of my favourite towns in Australia.

Yes, born there and lived there til I was 14.

 

[Insomniac]

Come on Shannon!!

 

[Insomniac]

It's bleeding onto the puree, just like his finger

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...now the judges have to do the 'blind test'... blind test my arse!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

I hate when a meat bleeds into a mash.. Or was that Brett?[DOUBLEPOST=1467715118][/DOUBLEPOST]

It's bleeding onto the puree, just like his finger

Lol snap

 

[Insomniac]

Rested through my butt. It was leaking blood ffs.

 

[Witty Banter]

'Poliferol' - peripheral x profiterole

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...don't forget Matt and George... continue to talk as if you don't know who cooked that dish too... you twonks!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Whatever

 

[Fuzz]

I want someone from here to get on next year's Masterchef!

It would be encouraging to think whilst I am in the middle of a mystery box challenge, I can hear in my head the voices of Mr S, Groover, Issee, Desertsands, Insomniac, Delcan etc screaming
"Dont temper that chocolate too far Fuzzy."
"Thats right Fuzzy. George critiques your dish, you critique his table manners."
"Geez. Fuzz used to be ok on the forums but on Masterchef he is a bit of a dickhead. Hope his Lamb parfait explodes!"

The mere thought gives me a warm and fuzzy(!) feeling inside.

 

[delcan]

Lol, you guys are cracking me up

 

[Deleted member 39902]

My TV is playing up. It just told me Matt gave Brett 9/10.

 

[Desertsands]

Shannon is a bit hot, and I don't mean cooking wise [DOUBLEPOST=1467714528][/DOUBLEPOST]I wonder how much they paid Shannon to lose?

Have you seen Shannon's wife. Seriously gorgeous as he is. Give us a Shannon master class. He is lovely.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Brett must have learned how to say the same old trite cliche' sayings to the camera from Theresa... he 'talks the talk' like a professional Chef now... he knows exactly what to say and when now... gosh!... what a man!... he doesn't need to pilot a plane for his ego to reach great new heights now... he's done it through this show... cheers.

 

[Isee]

It would be encouraging to think whilst I am in the middle of a mystery box challenge, I can hear in my head the voices of Mr S, Groover, Issee, Desertsands, Insomniac, Delcan etc screaming
"Dont temper that chocolate too far Fuzzy."
"Thats right Fuzzy. George critiques your dish, you critique his table manners."
"Geez. Fuzz used to be ok on the forums but on Masterchef he is a bit of a dickhead. Hope his Lamb parfait explodes!"

The mere thought gives me a warm and fuzzy(!) feeling inside.

This made me lol!

 

[Isee]

Shannons just going I know I'm good don't need you b grade chefs rating me[DOUBLEPOST=1467715723][/DOUBLEPOST]Wahooo yay

 

[Desertsands]

I want someone from here to get on next year's Masterchef!

Sorry hon it won't be me. I love to cook, but I can't run.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

It would be encouraging to think whilst I am in the middle of a mystery box challenge, I can hear in my head the voices of Mr S, Groover, Issee, Desertsands, Insomniac, Delcan etc screaming
"Dont temper that chocolate too far Fuzzy."
"Thats right Fuzzy. George critiques your dish, you critique his table manners."
"Geez. Fuzz used to be ok on the forums but on Masterchef he is a bit of a dickhead. Hope his Lamb parfait explodes!"

The mere thought gives me a warm and fuzzy(!) feeling inside.

...hahaha!... that is bloody hilarious lol!... love it!... cheers.