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Masterchef 2016

(Not finished here yet, only Elena's has been judged)
Honestly, most of the contestants were a hot mess tonight.
Chloe has no idea how to stick to the rules. Even the arrogance of thinking an indigo coloured plate (which doesn't even exist) would be enough. UGH, I just can't....
Is Trent actually colourblind? There's nothing violet in his dish but some half-arsed flowers.
Elena has done a spectacular dish (and she's far from one of my faves), and Theresa has done well. Matt's looks complez and clever as usual, i hope there's enough blue in those mussels.
Brett's is just... Brett.
Heather could be in the most trouble.
 
I'm not watching the Masterclass. I for one am incredibly dissapointed with tonight's episode. The challenge was a colour challenge. Heather fot her colour more right then Chloe. She got yellow on the plate. Chloe's dish didn't have anything to do with her colour. As I said the judges will find any shortcut to keep their faves in. In this case Chloe is the 2016 equivalent of last years Georgia.
 
Happy Birthday Mr Sticky.
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Dennis Haikalis said:
I'm not watching the Masterclass. I for one am incredibly dissapointed with tonight's episode. The challenge was a colour challenge. Heather fot her colour more right then Chloe. She got yellow on the plate. Chloe's dish didn't have anything to do with her colour. As I said the judges will find any shortcut to keep their faves in. In this case Chloe is the 2016 equivalent of last years Georgia.
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Gasp! Slap your typing fingers right now! Georgia was great. Sure Billie was talented but Georgia made the show for me. Chloe, no..
 
Dennis Haikalis said:
I'm not watching the Masterclass. I for one am incredibly dissapointed with tonight's episode. The challenge was a colour challenge. Heather fot her colour more right then Chloe. She got yellow on the plate. Chloe's dish didn't have anything to do with her colour. As I said the judges will find any shortcut to keep their faves in. In this case Chloe is the 2016 equivalent of last years Georgia.
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Neither am I hon. Thanks for your great updates
 
...I just got to go back and re-read all of your posts that I missed out on...

Bluefin said:
Matt should go for tuna... but I would say that.
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...hahaha!... I 'got' that joke Bluefin... lol!... very funny...

ausbjfan said:
hubby is laughing from the other room, she has announced she has crabs[DOUBLEPOST=1467279961][/DOUBLEPOST]Help for Chloe - again........
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...hahahahaha!... bloody funny!... I missed that lol!...

Desertsands said:
Haven't you trained them yet?
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...haha!... obviously not Desertsands... the 'baseball bat' method is next for the 'slow learners' lol!...

Desertsands said:
Wow was that spectacular? Just out of intrest was it hard learning to read? Color blindness ca
N be a, real kicker, that being said quite a few of my male friends have had it. No females that I know. Yesterday I didn't come here because I had not a blackout, but a white out. Everything went blinding white and apparently I fainted. Bit scary, but ok now.
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Desertsands said:
It was scary. I came to on the ground, with my pulse being measured by a passing nurse. Anna drove the hire car home and then checked my blood pressure. It was weird.
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...oh my gawd Desertsands that sounds awful my sweet... have you been to your Doctor for a checkup since?... take care of yourself so that Groover and myself can eventually get to meet you lol!...

...in regards to the colour blindness Desertsands... those glasses that I bought from 'Enchroma' in the USA cost me $544 Australian dollars to get delivered to my front door... the best money that I've ever spent in my entire life time...I so love colour... it is so amazing... I love looking at peoples skin... it's all 'warm and glowy' now instead of everyone looking like Zombies now lol!... my favourite colours are Blue/Orange/Green and Rust... I love looking at rusty objects and Autumn leaves... magnificent...

... the first colour that I saw was the deep Blue sky as I looked up while putting them on... Green is the most varied colour of them all... I cried when I saw the colour of my beautiful wife's eyes... (yeah I know... I'm a sooky-la-lah)... lol!... cheers.
 
I forgot they were still doing masterclass. so, so boring!

Is it just me or has Heston been a big, slightly creepy bore? I wonder if he's ever cracked a joke in his life.

Oh and contestants, lose the liquid nitrogen, it doesn't make you clever when everyone is doing it (badly).
 
...more 'catch-up'posts...

Insomniac said:
Dunno about Brett's idea either.
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...he went for the 'red ants nest' look?... what the triple fuck is he talking about?... his dish was shit loosely thrown together on a plate due to a total lack of imagination on his part... this was proof positive that he is totally incapable of of his own thought processes and totally lacks imagination and creation of dishes without someone else to carry him and apportion blame to to get himself out of shit... what a drongo!...

Fuzz said:
Happy Birthday Mr Sticky.
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...hahaha!... thanks for that Fuzz!... you cracked me up... (yet again)... lol!...

Desertsands said:
Im still older than you. Born in 1953. But January. Have a great birthday. Loads of good wishes. Aren't we lucky?
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...oh okay... cool!... lol!... they were producing high quality additions to the gene pool back in 1953 weren't they sweetie?... we were a blessing to Humankind in being born then... what a lucky World it is to have us?... lol!... I'll stop drivelling on now lol!... cheers...
 
Meglos said:
Clueless. contestants. can't. follow. rules.
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...hahaha!... brilliant!... lol!...

Meglos said:
I forgot they were still doing masterclass. so, so boring!

Is it just me or has Heston been a big, slightly creepy bore? I wonder if he's ever cracked a joke in his life.

Oh and contestants, lose the liquid nitrogen, it doesn't make you clever when everyone is doing it (badly).
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...the only thing that he would crack would be an egg methinks!... :biggrin:... cheers.
 
Oh come on, this is just taking the piss now. Preston is showing us how to make a steak sandwich. You need three things apparently. Steak, bread and onions. Did you get that Harry? Flop em, flop em, bang em out now.
 
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