Masterchef 2016

[GROOVER]

Hi mr Sticky. This is doing my head in. Please let Matt be safe despite stupid theresa

Hello Mr S and everyone else. [DOUBLEPOST=1466936508][/DOUBLEPOST]

Brett just wiped under his nose..ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Great now we have snot, hair and sweat.

There's a three course meal right there.

 

[Insomniac]

Come on Matt, hurry up.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Hi mr Sticky. This is doing my head in. Please let Matt be safe despite stupid theresa

...haha!... you and me both Desertsands... he got the rough end of the Pineapple shoved where he didn't need to with getting lumbered with her didn't he?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Hello Mr S and everyone else. [DOUBLEPOST=1466936508][/DOUBLEPOST]
Great now we have snot, hair and sweat.

There's a three course meal right there.

Just to clarify, I liked your post because it made me laugh, not because I agree with the courses.

 

[Fuzz]

Preston arriving and sitting at the table.

Impressive. Most Impressive.

 

[Tuttle]

I'd still like to know how the teams were picked.

 

[Insomniac]

Hurryyyyyyyy

 

[Tuttle]

Bet they make it.

 

[Isee]

...this dropping food onto a plate to smash it stuff is just so bloody ridiculous... it seriously is... whoever first ever thought of this idea should be smacked in the face with a frypan!... cheers.

I am over all theses shperes, orbs, domes too - they are the new "sand". Your meal is not meant to roll, unless it is maltesers!

 

[Insomniac]

Bet they make it.

It looks like they didn't so I'm hopeful you're right!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Hello Mr S and everyone else. [DOUBLEPOST=1466936508][/DOUBLEPOST]
Great now we have snot, hair and sweat.

There's a three course meal right there.

......hahaha!... that's pure gold right there folks!... funny as!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Btw, last weeks ad for elimination indicated Matt was gone. And we know how that turned out.

Fuck the fuck off. He is the best cook in this competion.

 

[GROOVER]

I'd still like to know how the teams were picked.

Maybe drew straws? So worried for Matt.

 

[Tuttle]

Fuck the fuck off. He is the best cook in this competion.

Don't shoot me! I reckon it's a con, the ad, they're not in danger tonight.[DOUBLEPOST=1466937028][/DOUBLEPOST]

Maybe drew straws? So worried for Matt.

It's been shown before, to great fanfare, don't understand why it wasn't tonight.

 

[GROOVER]

Just to clarify, I liked your post because it made me laugh, not because I agree with the courses.

Sorry for grossing anyone out

 

[Tuttle]

Sorry for grossing anyone out

You should be!
And I was right about the missing it bit.

 

[GROOVER]

Thank bloody God for that (Matt). Oh who gives a shit George if it is not sunshine and friggen daisies.

It tastes good, you twonk.

 

[ausbjfan]

Maybe Matt said some home truths or questioned the judges so they punished him by pairing him with Theresa

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, poor Elise, 4 whole plates at once? Surely you can sue someone?

 

[Insomniac]

Elise doesn't get Brett's concept. Good teamwork guys lol