Masterchef 2016

[ausbjfan]

Why are they not wearing hair nets? They are cooking for the public. I would not want to eat that food with all their hair and sweat all over the place.

 

[Tuttle]

stop picking on Matt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pfft. Brett's doing the primary school volcano shit.

 

[Fuzz]

Heston! Work your magic!
That bloody wheel has been broken since its inception.

 

[GROOVER]

Wtf do they find these contestants? Wish I was there as I love the concept of this meal (Space theme) even if it is a tad pretentious and wanky.

 

[Insomniac]

Chloe bossing Harry around but fucking up the steak lol. Suffer in ya jocks girl.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Why are they not wearing hair nets? They are cooking for the public. I would not want to eat that food with all their hair and sweat all over the place.

...hahaha!... I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing ausbjfan lol!... that's so spooky!... cheers.

 

[Insomniac]

Why are they not wearing hair nets? They are cooking for the public. I would not want to eat that food with all their hair and sweat all over the place.

Haha I read that as cooking for the pubic. Never mind

 

[Tuttle]

Wtf do they find these contestants? Wish I was there as I love the concept of this meal (Space theme) even if it is a tad pretentious and wanky.

Soapies, rejects from other reality shows......

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh dear... Garry rushes over to bail Chloe out yet again... please Garry... we're not fucking morons mate!... we get it that you can't stand the idea that Chloe will FAIL and will be in trouble and may go!... WE GET IT!... stop treating us as morons you twat!... cheers.

 

[GROOVER]

Why are they not wearing hair nets? They are cooking for the public. I would not want to eat that food with all their hair and sweat all over the place.

Hahaha "Would you like sweat and hair with that"?

It is gross just thinking about it.

 

[Tuttle]

So, Chloe was in charge of desserts, and fucked up the mains. You go girl!

 

[ausbjfan]

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally don't want to be in the bottom and face elimination. No shit sherlock..

 

[Fuzz]

Just added to bucket list.
Have 3 course meal with Preston wearing a cape.

 

[Desertsands]

...oh by the way everyone... good evening!... (where are my manners?) ... cheers.

Hi mr Sticky. This is doing my head in. Please let Matt be safe despite stupid theresa

 

[GROOVER]

Soapies, rejects from other reality shows......

Well that counts me out ever going to one of these pop up restaurants.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, onya Brett, it's all about YOU.

 

[Insomniac]

When Chloe was talking before she called it 'my' dish. Now she's saying 'we' decided to start again. We who? You and Gary?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I wish that she would get her chocolate hands and smear it all over Garry's face and down his pristine white apron... I would pay money to see that!... cheers.

 

[ausbjfan]

Brett just wiped under his nose..ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Isee]

Brett says I'm out of me depth - yes yes he is, and has been for a while.

We don't know, they didn't explain how the whole Heston week works, do they stay partners the whole week until elminations? Is this the decider for eliminations.
Oh, look, Brett's concept is missed. Nobody get's your math dude.