Witty Banter
I see brinkpeople.
Matt Preston is taking emotional leave next week.
Matt Preston is taking emotional leave next week.
"Don't forget me Mr Sticky! I'm home-grown, organic and well aged."
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SEAWEED BUTTER????
EGGPLANT CAVIAR??
I sometimes feed my fish nori. They are welcome to it.
It gets better! Salty goat's milk cheese.
With a big bowl of carrot sticks. "How good would that be?" asks George,
"Not very good at all, actually" replies EVERYONE ELSE EVER.
George must really hate Trent, Charlie and Anastacia.
It is called "food wankery" - just like putting salads in mason jars. Salads on a plate or in a bowl please....I just hate seeing really massive sized plates that have such a small dollop of food in the middle of it with 'Juz' drizzled around it and a couple of sprigs of something green flopped on top of it and being charged such an exorbitant price for the 'artistry' of it all... I just hate the 'theatre' of it all... it's such bullshit... just put the food on a normal plate and let me eat it... it doesn't look like that inside my stomach so why bother?... my mum used to tell me not to play with my food... just eat it!... did you hear that all you fancy arsed Chefs out there?... just saying... cheers.
It is called "food wankery" - just like putting salads in mason jars. Salads on a plate or in a bowl please.
I don't thnk poor Charlie can possibly write a cookbook after ballsing up cake baking.
... George is cooking Eggplant is next... I like Eggplant when it is grilled... it tastes great... cheers.